Ben Bjorseth

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How come we say good morning when we greet people before noon but we don’t say good night when we greet people after six instead it’s like a farewell why don’t we say good night when we see our brothers for the first time after 6 PM why is that?

I used speech to text for that

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Sweet potatoes sweet potatoes sweet potatoes

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So you don’t think the small things matter? Try eating a chipotle bowl w a metal fork. Yeah, that’s what I thought

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I don’t think anything can replace the feeling I get when I’m bouta hop in bed in a COLD ASS ROOM

[BenTryban @BTryban]

bouta throw my life away for the quad-dog dare

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Sorry what’d you say, I was too busy listening to the Spanish version of Linger

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Nothing in this world compares to a morning zyn, coffee, and https://t.co/VSi6ihz8Yw

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I need the tv remote from click

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If you ever need a reminder what anxiety’s like just give 5 shitty guesses on Wordle

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I’ve had >5000 eggs over the last 4 years. That’s a DEIR (daily egg intake rate) of roughly 3.4 eggs.

Is this a reasonable thing to celebrate

[Kansas Men’s Basketball @KUHoops]

going to be thinking about this one for awhile 🤯

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This holds true to this day

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If I don’t get my eggs in the morning, the day is already lost

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I get the wordle on my second try and verbally say “I’m locked”

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It’s a pretty wild thing to see people in my grade getting married and I’m still over here washing my whites with my casuals

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Lesson learned- people actually hate snowball fights @BTryban

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Bring back the dog filter

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Something about a 5-panel hat screams “I’m granola but I still get down”

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Guys who wear 5” inseam shorts to the gym is the male equivalent to women wearing tights in the summer

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Kill me if you ever catch me wearing a Busch Latte shirt

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Shoutout to my mom for not letting me join the school band in elementary school. To be a band kid…