Ben Callner

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As gramps used to say, "The best pants are pants that fit." #gramppants

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Honored to have #timingiseverything shortlisted at AICP
http://t.co/mXO5lRBVzn
As gramps used to say, "Think irregularly. Poop regularly."

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Thanks @bestads for showcasing Black Box Comedy and making it numero uno this week! http://t.co/KZcOs05qGk #timingiseverything

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Forgot to put a hashtag in first tweet... Here's to a better 2nd tweet!
This really happened! http://t.co/iuK9A64CKC
#timingiseverything

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Here's to absurd yet true stories: http://t.co/iuK9A64CKC
Honored to make my first tweet so darn awkward.