Ben Carpenter

Silly humour, please don't take me too seriously 🤔
center right politically. 🇬🇧 gas/plumbing installation. LOVE all animals, pureblood.

[Ben Carpenter @BenCarpenter68]

Hi all this is my new account after loosing 4k followers.
If you like silly tweets and a laff also reasonable center right view's could you please help me rebuild my account.
Thankyou.

[Ben Carpenter @BenCarpenter68]

@shereehankir1 Brilliant tweet 👍🏻

[Shez @shereehankir1]

Porn is not sex
Sugar is not food
Filtering is not beauty
Gaming is not exercise
Alcohol is not medicine
Attention is not respect
Comfort is not fulfilment
Vitamin D is not sunshine
Memorizing is not learning
Most people in your life are pointless
And lying gets you nowhere

[Ben Carpenter @BenCarpenter68]

@Jo521969 Why is it you always make sense Jo.
Keep it up lovely 👍🏻

[Ben Carpenter @BenCarpenter68]

Wanker 👇🏻👇🏻

[Sir David Evennett @DavidAEvennett]

Today I have written to The Speaker explaining how I believe @Keir_Starmer has misled the House of Commons

[Ben Carpenter @BenCarpenter68]

@BillTenerife 😂😂 just helping her out, don't worry I'll make it up on some nasty customer 😂

[Ben Carpenter @BenCarpenter68]

Off to work in a minute.
Got old woman in 70s with faulty central heating thermostat.
Fitting new thermostat and service.
Can't wait to see her face when I tell her I'm not going to charge her.
I'll make money up on a leftie 😉

[Ben Carpenter @BenCarpenter68]

@mrG00777 They are money mad.
She's a nice old lady so will probably make me happier than her

[Ben Carpenter @BenCarpenter68]

When they get fed up of Ukraine can we have our lockdowns back please.
I can't live without being told what I can an can't do.
I don't feel naughty now not having the vaccine 😂

[Ben Carpenter @BenCarpenter68]

@lisajon73414576 You too Lisa x

[Ben Carpenter @BenCarpenter68]

@1Fubar @CMPG 😂😂 pmsl 👍🏻

[Ben Carpenter @BenCarpenter68]

@MrsCR1ghtW1ng @Michael52578723 Just had a look Claire, I don't understand what happened, has he been detained in Manchester airport?
For what🤷. I'll listen in tonight 👍🏻

[Ben Carpenter @BenCarpenter68]

@MrsCR1ghtW1ng This man is a legend 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Dame Claire C 🇬🇧 TR 🇬🇧 @MrsCR1ghtW1ng]

.Morning Update from TR 👇

[Ben Carpenter @BenCarpenter68]

@lisajon73414576 Morning Lisa, get your brolly out 👍🏻

[Wayne. @Wayne57072607]

These children are wife's to the men they are standing next too.

[Ben Carpenter @BenCarpenter68]

@1Fubar @CMPG It's a wonder they seen it with all that camo 😂😂

[Ben Carpenter @BenCarpenter68]

@AlexAnd09667880 🤣🤣🤣