Josef “chubby hubby” tabladillo @jtaaabs
Weight: two whole ass men
Height: 6ft
Position: Head Coach
We only picked him up because he’s 18 and everyone else said no..
Luke “toilet roll” fauth @lukefauth
Weight: 130 pounds of white
Height: 6 feet of white
Decent player and he’s white
We needed more diversity so we took Luke
Has a white dad
Probably doing something white for thanksgiving
Minority of the group 👦🏽👦🏽👱🏻♂️👦🏽👦🏽
Jaash “MUNKEY” Thacker @jaashthakkar
Height: pretty tall
Weight: not enough so he plays volleyball
Looks like an avatar
Only on the team cause we wanted to cut down the cost and he’ll bring his sister to the games
We thought he was a good pick until we saw this shit...😬
Kaahan “pussy boi” motwani @kaahan_motwani
Weight: adverage
Height: midget
If you want to make him mad call him a liberal
Walks with his chest out to look big
A lot of anger compressed into a small body
If Abby’s at the game he might mess around and go 1 on 5
Jaylen “vector” patel @jayylennnnn
Weight: he needs a belt to hold up his basketball shorts...
Height: 5’ doesn’t matter he’s coming off the bench
Threw himself a surprise birthday party
10th man on a team of 8
0% chance he goes the whole season without getting knocked over.
Raj “daddy” patel @rpat2_
Height: 5’8
Weight: 163 pounds
Lights out from any spot 👀
Will steal the competitions heart❤️
Might give you Mono
Location: virav’s bed
If he gets really excited we’ll see him snagging kisses from his life long crush in his favorite spot 😉🤭🤫
Dilan “ GG’s “ Trivedi (@dilantrivedi21)
Weight : 150 pounds of lean muscle
Height: 5’8
A dense MF
Has a Ferrari and a Porsche
Thinks he’s sexy
Hopefully the rim won’t curve him like every girl does😳
Jay “Big Boi” Patel (@jpatell611 )
Weight: 201 kilograms
Height: 5’13
Versatile for his size
Complete Powerhouse
Always hungry on and off the court
Let’s just hope he can shmack those 3’s like he shmacks food🍔🍕🌮