BenchPlayerProblems

Avid bubblegum chewer, seed spitter, and dip packer. Riding the pine since '92 #benchplayerproblems

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@ProBenchwarmer Hey grab a piece of twitter bench, we're the starters in this town bud

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Hey girl, your face is like a dugout bench, I can sit on it for hours #benchplayerpickuplines

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#BenchPlayerTip In a slump? Try unzipping your fly before your at bat, step into the box, then piss on the ball #benchplayerproblems

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Picking the other teams signs is your main contribution to the ball club #spyteam #benchplayerproblems

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Hittiin' cuts, and banging sluts #outfieldlife #benchplayerproblems

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About to start a fire in the dugout #benchplayerproblems

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Coach misspelling your name on the lineup cars bench list #benchplayerproblems

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Since I never get to slide, aren't my sliding shorts just shorts? #philosophy #benchplayerproblems

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I swear to god if anyone else takes anymore of my seeds I'm gonna flip #benchplayerproblems

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RT if you've ever put bubble gum on someone's hat in the dugout. How long did it stay? #benchplayerproblems

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They say every time there is an awkward silence, a benchplayer some where in the world is getting into a game... #benchplayerproblems

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So if you didn't hurt your arm you'd be starting right now? Stop making excuses, your a bench player, own it #benchplayerproblems

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During BP when your on the bucket, and your teammates throw the balls at you all at once on purpose #benchplayerproblems

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Being able to go to the bathroom anytime you want during the game is one the perks us bench players get #benchplayerproblems

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Weather has been warming up lately, and can only mean one thing. It's babe watching season in the stands boys. #benchplayerproblems

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My teammates call me bucket bitch #ballbucketduty #benchplayerproblems

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RT if you are going to see 42 this weekend

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Dugout game #2: The perfect dipper. See if anyone can keep the same dip in all 9 innings #benchplayerproblems

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"Dude, I could definitely be a starter if we had the old bats" #overheardinthedugout #benchplayerproblems