BenchwarmersSloPitch

The official Twitter account of the Benchwarmers slow pitch team #warmers #thedreamteam Est. 2013

[Nicholas Holm @holmy13h]

@BenchwarmersSP @realcooperchesh harambe would be proud

[BenchwarmersSloPitch @BenchwarmersSP]

@MakennaLemay gets Elnora MVP nods for some massive doubles and for her phenomenal defence at 1 bag. Well done!

[BenchwarmersSloPitch @BenchwarmersSP]

Elnora Brahma Rama Slopitch Tourny champs and with that the Warmers are relevant again! What a way to end 2016...

[Jessica Hoppins @jhoppins42]

Most inspirational message I've ever gotten! @BenchwarmersSP @realcooperchesh

[BenchwarmersSloPitch @BenchwarmersSP]

@jhoppins42 cause you don't physically show up mainly. Apparently work is more important than this team but hey you know what whatever

[BenchwarmersSloPitch @BenchwarmersSP]

Correction. @jhoppins42 single handedly led the warms to victory with a triple 2 doubles and a single missing only a dinger for a cycle!

[Jessica Hoppins @jhoppins42]

@BenchwarmersSP need to get their heads out of their ass and play some real ball! No MVP for the first game in rumsey! #Brutal #W

[BenchwarmersSloPitch @BenchwarmersSP]

BigTourney this weekend, come out to 4 hills and cheer on your favorite group of has-beens! #washouts

[BenchwarmersSloPitch @BenchwarmersSP]

@coolkazzy good to see you're excited! But sorry you didn't crack the starting lineup #skilloutweighshussle

[BenchwarmersSloPitch @BenchwarmersSP]

Big tourney this wknd, but who the fuck cares besides us #posers #boisball #BFI #CanadaDay #Trochu #meh

[BaseballSlut @BaseballSlut13]

good morning baseball boys ;)

[BaseballSlut @BaseballSlut13]

baseball boys> football boys

[BaseballSlut @BaseballSlut13]

I need a baseball players dick inside me

[BenchwarmersSloPitch @BenchwarmersSP]

Just over a week until the season opener.Give us all your creditcard info for a chance to win 2 free tickets to the opener!#notascam#warmers

[BenchwarmersSloPitch @BenchwarmersSP]

Congrats to benchwarmers own @JessikaLittle1 on winning a book and coppin' some fresh new skull candy headphones!

[Red Deer Polytechnic @RedDeerPolytech]

Want to win a prize like @JessikaLittle1 did? Stay tuned for our #RDChasmyback giveaway at 10 am! 😄

[BenchwarmersSloPitch @BenchwarmersSP]

Finally, @ryleysmith61 will dawn the C in '16. He looks to lead the team to an A final victory this year.

[BenchwarmersSloPitch @BenchwarmersSP]

The team has also signed catcher @JessikaLittle1 under the condition that she never takes a selfie like this again.

[BenchwarmersSloPitch @BenchwarmersSP]

@JVansdal decided to test the free market and signed a lucrative contract with some team no one has ever heard of.

[BenchwarmersSloPitch @BenchwarmersSP]

With spring training approaching quicker than @JaydenKowalchuk on the base paths, the team has plenty of offseason announcements to get to.