Ben “Convicted” Larpenlanker

VFL, tOSU nut rider, yinzer, absolute degen, featured on Barstool

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@RichiePryor Someone play Hootie for Dick

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@kbagballhazer67 Need wing Wednesday like I need air to breathe

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“I’m crazy” sigh I know, come on home

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@Askywalkcpa69

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@yordanball You’re a fuckin freak nigga

[Akshay Bhatia Burner @akshayyburner]

Last day at home before senior year getting blasted by myself soaking it all in. Where has time gone?

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Fort Sanders, I AM IN YOU. We’re so back #ktown

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@yordanball Boozin’ n cruisin’ to tom petty tonight

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@ImTheSavant Local #butt

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@akshayyburner Wish my shithole school had some taste like this

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@yordanball Jokes on you it was my bro in the jet

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Why do I miss my ex wife?

[Joseph D. Chaplin, Attorney-at-law @Joe_knows_ball]

They were happier than a pig in shit

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Daddy likes his new import

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I love being reminded on how beautiful this week is #whores

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@MikeHawk1sHard Great choice Mike

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Shrink whatever tf this is #nuke

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What the fuck Katherine #nigga #GOATnigga

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Guess who’s tasting a nice 9mm tonight!

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@RichiePryor #PHAG