𝔹𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕠𝕤𝕔𝕚𝕒

[John Summit @johnsummit]

if the show isn’t loud enough for me to get hearing damage at i don’t want it

[Chris Lake @chrislake]

The best thing to happen in 2021 was @Dombresky retiring his red gloves……

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

WE GOT A ROYAL RUMBLE IN ALBERTA

[𝔹𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕠𝕤𝕔𝕚𝕒 @BenCoscia]

I swear every single Uber is a black Toyota Camry

[𝔹𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕠𝕤𝕔𝕚𝕒 @BenCoscia]

Stop this.. My mom doesn’t let me eat candy on the weekends

[𝔹𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕠𝕤𝕔𝕚𝕒 @BenCoscia]

Where are Areas 1-50 ?

[BASSEPH @baeseph]

Happy 4th of July @DannyDuncan69
https://t.co/DyuxKdWsld

[Daily Faceoff @DailyFaceoff]

When the zamboni driver called in sick but nobody knows how to run it but you need some clean ice for some puck

[𝔹𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕠𝕤𝕔𝕚𝕒 @BenCoscia]

When I die I hope the GTA wasted sound effect plays in my head

[𝔹𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕠𝕤𝕔𝕚𝕒 @BenCoscia]

@basseph A Delicacy

[𝔹𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕠𝕤𝕔𝕚𝕒 @BenCoscia]

I wish there was a screen inside my eyelids so I could watch tv and sleep at the same time

[𝔹𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕠𝕤𝕔𝕚𝕒 @BenCoscia]

I hate when someone gets pulled over on the other side of the highway and everyone slows down on your side as if the cop is going to magically fly over the median and pull them over

[𝔹𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕠𝕤𝕔𝕚𝕒 @BenCoscia]

Phitens were the AirPods of middle school.

[𝔹𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕠𝕤𝕔𝕚𝕒 @BenCoscia]

@basseph And smart water makes you smart

[𝔹𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕠𝕤𝕔𝕚𝕒 @BenCoscia]

@basseph No it’s not shut up

[𝔹𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕠𝕤𝕔𝕚𝕒 @BenCoscia]

@kateyyyyyyg

[𝔹𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕠𝕤𝕔𝕚𝕒 @BenCoscia]

@p_porter19 look familiar??

[Nathan Wright @nathan14wright]

My grandma’s boyfriend had one too many...