Bender City

Been tripping over the red line for as long as I can remember. Kik-bendeprobss1 [email protected]

[Bender City @BenderProbss]

I won the utility player of the year! Right bench, left bench, waterboy, skate sharpener, medic and equipment manger. Pretty proud of myself

[Impact Mouthguards @iMouthguards]

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[Bender City @BenderProbss]

I was going to say I've never seen the ice but the bench is a pretty good view

[Bender City @BenderProbss]

Rt if the leafs are benders😂

[Bender City @BenderProbss]

Candy cane is the way to tape your stick!!

[Impact Mouthguards @iMouthguards]

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[Impact Mouthguards @iMouthguards]

When you get hit so hard the crowd hears you gasp for air rest easy your Impact Custom Mouthguard is locked in place.

[Impact Mouthguards @iMouthguards]

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[Impact Mouthguards @iMouthguards]

We sure are proud of these! Our craftsman outdid themselves! @CCMHockey Thanks for the opportunity to craft these!

[Bender City @BenderProbss]

Got a breakaway today, tripped over the blue line....

[Bender City @BenderProbss]

Why do my ankles touch the ice?

[Bender City @BenderProbss]

Went to the club with a hand full of 20's, still couldn't score...

[Bender City @BenderProbss]

Can someone give me fish food for my fishbowl?

[Bender City @BenderProbss]

I was going to say I've never seen the ice but the bench is a pretty good view

[Bender City @BenderProbss]

My life is like my scoresheet, no points

[Bender City @BenderProbss]

I dropped the gloves in my game today, but only to wave to my mom

[Bender City @BenderProbss]

This happens to me too much