Knekkebread

Failed standup comedian. Currently a Data scientist. Opinions are everyone else's

[Knekkebread @BendikAF]

@inger_vibe5881 @MartinussBjarne Kan du gi meg oppskrift på vaffelrøre?

[Arthur Dent @ARTHURdented]

@hanfjob That guy who shot Abe was trying to make a Negroni.

[cumsta_R @Mutahar03]

@chickenpaprika This a soft white underbelly episode?

[Zeidgenosse @zeidgenosse]

«FUCK! Leroy Sané ist in einer extrem gefährlichen Höhle gefangen! Wir müssen wohl mit Deniz Undav starten.»

Julian Nagelsmann:

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

Diego Maradona if hydration breaks existed at the 1986 World Cup😂

[Knekkebread @BendikAF]

10 rabies addled bulldogs and one golden retriever

#argentina

[Knekkebread @BendikAF]

INCREIIIIIBLEEEE

[Yokolvd 👍 @marperfig]

Yo con el culo de una peruana en pleno covid-19 después de negarle un beso a mi pobre weli

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Surrounding Lionel Messi with ten absolute sh*thouses has been a stroke of genius by Scaloni

[Knekkebread @BendikAF]

@bengtassen Plausibelt er det jo så absolutt! Ble redd informasjonsløpet mitt var helt i knestående her

[Chivo Infante @chivoinmortal]

Maradona si hubieran existido las pausas de hidratación en México 86.

[Knekkebread @BendikAF]

Gi vakten sparken for all del, men kan vi da få hele forløpet for hvorfor denne personen ble i det hele tatt utestengt? Slår meg jo som en jævlig kjip og døll person

Tweets som det her får meg til å tenke det ikke var ute av det blå kanskje

https://t.co/CIWvUSYjyO

[Helene Tveiten @HeleneTveit1]

POV: Du vil bare se fotball på storskjerm ⚽️🚨

[Knekkebread @BendikAF]

Your boyfriend has greyscale

[Pearl🫧 @Pearlwontmiss]

My boyfriend showers daily, but his neck still looks dirty no matter what. I’ve tried everything, and I’m beyond frustrated now. Am I missing something here? What’s the real reason this keeps happening?

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

He got my attention with the crow.

I stopped everything I was doing with the Canada goose.

My jaw hit the floor with the red tail hawk.

[chess24 @chess24com]

"Do better!" World no. 1 Magnus Carlsen calls out the @NBA app during a tense chess game 😀

#NorwayChess

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🗣️ Luis Enrique: "Can I consider myself lucky or unlucky? I consider myself lucky. Very.

They will say to me: 'But your daughter died at 9 years old.'

Look, my daughter came to live with us for 9 wonderful years. “We have a thousand memories of her."

[Knekkebread @BendikAF]

@MagnusBarstad Haha åpenbar kandidat! Men har ikke for inntrykk at Bodega KAT nærmest aktivt oppsøker konflikt og holder det selv gående som en nevrotisk eks som Draymond gjør

[Knekkebread @BendikAF]

Mitch Johnson not coaching the San Antonio Spurs alternative timeline

[Haider. @haider1]

VR founder Jaron Lanier says a future where people are paid for the data they give AI is better than one where everyone depends on billionaires to survive

"artificial intelligence is a marketing term, even a religion"

The software behind drug discovery and chatbots is very different, but we call it all "AI" because it serves politics, ideology

[Knekkebread @BendikAF]

@MagnusBarstad Aksjen til Jaden McDaniels 📈🚀