Ben Draper

Mostly retweets because my tweets just aren't funny

[Ben Draper @BenDraper87]

@juustmolls Sorry to be that guy, but yeah it's not real, it's a new TikTok challenge

[Ben Draper @BenDraper87]

@xavier93yc @grok Bro how lonely are you?? Having a full on conversation with AI 😂😂 invite Grok out to dinner jesus

[foland (fan) @propsMCFC]

l am crying😂😭

[Ben Draper @BenDraper87]

Not sure why but I have THE biggest crush on Ania Magliano

[Sky TV @skytv]

Ania Magliano and Paddy Young with the latest on critical PHP vulnerabilities. #SNLUK

[Ben Draper @BenDraper87]

The top half of Fury's body not matching his bottom half is really throwing me off, he looks like hes had a legs transplant off a much skinnier man

[Ring Magazine @ringmagazine]

Tyson Fury continues camp as he prepares for his highly-anticipated showdown with Anthony Joshua 💪

#FuryJoshua | Dec 11th | Live only on Netflix 🥊

[Ben Draper @BenDraper87]

That's the sort of own goal I would concede if I were in goal 😂

[Ben Draper @BenDraper87]

@Renaus_3rd @SimonHarrisMBD Hes a blue tick nobody who gets paid for clicks, what do you expect

[Ben Draper @BenDraper87]

14 year olds can buy a gun and they banned Kinder Surprise eggs but saying "fucking" on TV after 11.30pm on a Saturday night is where Americans are outraged and draw the line

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

Shane Gillis drops a live F-bomb on SNL

[Ben Draper @BenDraper87]

You just know Ryan Murphy is desperate to make the Netflix show of Christa Pikes botched lethal injection fiasco

[Ben Draper @BenDraper87]

Rabiot out of everyone is the most normal, footballers fashion sense is WILD 😂

[Big Mo🍊 @BigMoLoyal1872]

jules kounde has to be on the wind up

[Ben Draper @BenDraper87]

@JHuettOfficial @DicussingFrodo @Variety Got me initially lol

[Ben Draper @BenDraper87]

@kvtnissevcrdeen @DicussingFrodo @Variety Amazing people don't realise an account called 'Discussing Frodo' isnt a parody account 😂😂

No wonder AI is taking over

[Ben Draper @BenDraper87]

@JHuettOfficial @DicussingFrodo @Variety Its a parody account

[Ben Draper @BenDraper87]

@Incognito_969 @DiscussingFilm Hopefully Ryan Condal has stayed well away

[Ben Draper @BenDraper87]

@ASAP_Olu The failed conquest of Dorne should have been the series for me

[Ben Draper @BenDraper87]

Bro you went out in what? The quarter finals?? Thank god we didnt sign you as you are the biggest Brazilian bitch ever!!

And that includes Neymar

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Vini Jr: “My teammates know I need some confidence now”.

“Losing a World Cup is hard and difficult to accept and the comeback is never easy”.

[Ben Draper @BenDraper87]

@Caprisonne_H Ragebaiting for clicks

[Ben Draper @BenDraper87]

These current petrol and diesel prices are seriously making me think EV is the way forward

Im currently car-less and thought I was worse off, starting to think thats not the case

[Ben Draper @BenDraper87]

Fabrizio causally exposing himself here as a paid PR account is beautiful, not one word on the guilty verdict but happily posting Man City statements

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Official: Manchester City Chairman Khaldoon Al Mubarak statement.

“I have been part of this Club for 18 years. I have had the privilege to stand with you in the Etihad, at Wembley, and in Istanbul. This Club matters to me, and you have shown and told me – time and time again - how much Manchester City matters to you. This is why I am writing to you today”.

“Following Friday’s media reporting, many of you will have spent your evening answering questions and responding to messages from friends, family and colleagues. So have I”.

“Here’s what I said to my family: The Premier League process still has a long way to run, and our confidence and intent in proving the Club’s innocence is just as strong as when this began”.

“There are so many things that I would like to be able to share with you to help you understand why we feel so confident in our position. But the strict confidentiality of the legal process and our determination to respect it means I cannot do that at the moment. Even this letter underwent several legal checks to make sure it complies”.

“I ask you to please carefully read the statement below, which we gave on Friday, and the statement we issued in February 2023 (also below). Every word matters and holds true”.

“While some people have been quick to reach their own conclusions, and there is so much noise swirling around us, nothing has changed. We have faced challenges together before and have prevailed. There remain many who want to undermine the momentum of our Club. We will not give them that opportunity”.

“We have some exciting moments to look forward to after this international break.  We travel to Anfield in a fortnight, and then host Paris St Germain in the Champions League back at Etihad Stadium - moments that give us an opportunity to celebrate the strength of the Manchester City family”.

“Thank you, as always, for your constant support. Khaldoon Al Mubarak”.

[Ben Draper @BenDraper87]

This is insane for a man of his age, bring on the next expendables movie

[George Wu @GeorgeWuAI]

Don't believe it? Don't worry no one cares.

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

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