Ben Greg Dyson

[freya @freyalkh]

Just woke up and im already excited to go to sleep tonight

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Who is Boxing today

[rose in her renaissance era @petermjssaddict]

WHERE IS OUR QUEEN?????

[Pasty_Kween - THE UNLUCKY - LUCKY COW! @Pasty_Kween]

Me trying to open the cutlery drawer but the potato masher is stopping it from opening:

[𝓷𝓪𝓪𝓲𝓵𝓪 ✨ @naailadesai]

this is why i'm never leaving this app😭

[ً ً @3hotcheetosboi]

“i love your curves”

the curves:

[Ben Greg Dyson @BenDyson101]

Jesus Christ. Rory Kidman just leant me money, what is going on with the world. It’s a fucking miracle.

[Sarah Louise @sarahlpegg]

Sprinted for the train like I was competing in year 7 100m sports day and the train left the platform before its scheduled departure. Is there a worse feeling?

[Ben Greg Dyson @BenDyson101]

.@meglay_xo : “IVE GOT 100 VIEWS AND 20 LIKES... THATS 80 SNAKES 🐍”

[adam @brokeangeI]

stop making eye contact with me i can’t afford a wedding right now

[Meg Lay @meglay__]

Remember the Come Dine With Me episode where the host kicks everyone out cos she didn’t win? That’s @BenDyson101 now

[Simon Dunn @BySimonDunn]

Everyone: “So what did you miss most about Australia?”
Me:

[Ben Greg Dyson @BenDyson101]

@meglay_xo Thank you for your continuous support and love. It means more then you could know chick xx 😘

[Ben Greg Dyson @BenDyson101]

So, today was the day, I’ve officially been made a men’s board agent.. And life could not be any sweeter. I’m proud of myself.

[Ben Greg Dyson @BenDyson101]

@sarahlrobinson_ Thanks gorgeous!! Looks like 2019 is gonna be a good year for the pair of us!!! 😘

[Ben Greg Dyson @BenDyson101]

@sarahlrobinson_ new year, new me and all that garbage

[Ben Greg Dyson @BenDyson101]

@sarahlrobinson_ A practical guide to personal freedom, so.. pretty much

[PRU @KrisPrudence_]

David Attenborough : the Mother and cubs are safe
Me : Don’t say it
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David Attenborough: for now.

[Miranda Hart @mermhart]

Nearly left you two days without a silly merchandise video. I don’t know what I was thinking. https://t.co/DOu0DoFhtk #suchfun