Benedict Protheroe

I’m here for The Archers. And The Cider Shed Podcast. #TheArchers #TheCiderShedPod

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@sarforalltosee Must I recuse myself from this debate..? #TheArchers

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@edwardrhbarlow All this woke nonsense. I’m going to put my foot through the wireless and send the so-called “BBC” the bill.

#TheArchers

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@KeriWarbis He was on Off Menu and for the longest time I didn’t get that he was fictional and he was so bizarre that I looked him up and then my brain got jumbled.

I must see this Dark Place.

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@lidlkim I had 19 tons of gravel delivered the other day by a super-skilled guy who spread it perfectly evenly with a massive tipper trailer from the cab of his enormous tractor. Thank fuck Helen wasn’t on my driveway. He’d have dumped the whole lot on her toxic selfish head #TheArchers

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@wessexwildlife This made me laugh out loud. A whole lot more than I can say for #TheArchers

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@TheCiderShedPod This is absolute filth.

Count me in.

#TheArchers

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@MumofFatCassie Taking the term “shit sandwich” to a whole new level. As only Hellen could.

#TheArchers

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@TheCiderShedPod If I’d had a mound of gravel tipped on me then I’d like Akram to shift it off of me and spread it all around me and then humbly and reticently accept a wheel of shit-stained cheese by way of modest recompense.

#TheArchers

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@TheCiderShedPod I had a bolognese omelette on Sunday, with all grilled cheese on the top and all. It was like a carb-free lasagne: a proper stunner. Soup would have ruined it, mind.

#PatChat #TheArchers

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@TheCiderShedPod I did. If that helps. #TheArchers

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@TheCiderShedPod And yet somehow they have failed to use the word ‘shit’ one single time. It’s all “poo this” and “poo that”, tempered only by a couple of faecal matters. While there’s shit EVERYWHERE. #TheArchers

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@sarforalltosee This horse (which I thought was a dragon) is a huge memory from my childhood, during which we holidayed 2-3 times a year in Coniston. Delighted to see it!

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@lidlkim @SeraphimMarq Disagree. Perfectly apt and poetically crude! #TheArchers

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@KeriWarbis This really made me LAUGH

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@lidlkim This has prompted me to play catch-up!

#TheArchers

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@olympians Each. At least.

#TheArchers

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@ScrtDrugAddict Please keep posting. I really value so many of the things you say.

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@TheCiderShedPod Agreed, though seemingly Kenton doesn’t appear to mind when Wesley snipes.

#TheArchers

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@rutherian 👏

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@BimpeArcher I appreciated the utter outrage with which it was greeted.

#TheArchers