Benjamin Frey Hesse

Rangers season ticket holder. Steve Cohen adorer. Manhattan.

[Benjamin Frey Hesse @BengeDrinking]

@JakeAsman When I first heard the idea, I thought it would be historical world events (idk, Trojan Horse, Genghis Khan conquest, Franz Ferdinand assassination) & the thought of a curmudgeonly Larry there sounded interesting.

Once I saw it was US history, I never considered watching it.

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@krystalball Hmmm, I had you pegged for slightly smarter than that. Try reading it another 5 times, I confident you'll get it then.

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@mxllysworld "30 years for moving a box of anarchist literature"

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@bigseb31213 Nah, this is the funniest thing to happen on this website since that weenie lit himself on fire for Palestine

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@That1bengal If he wins it all, and the NHL lets him hold the cup, you should stop watching hockey forever as a protest. If you don’t stop watching hockey forever, that means you approve of the way this was handled. Trust me, stop watching hockey forever, it’s the best outcome for us all.

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Cool, I'm featured in an article!

It's just too damn loud at these baseball stadiums, I want to hear the sweet sound of *baseball* not "MAKE SOME NOISE!" when there's two outs and no one on base.

https://t.co/5QY5WfJcPr

[Jake Kring-Schreifels @jakeks19]

Last year, on a visit to Citi Field, I noticed how much louder and more frequent the music and effects between pitches and innings had gotten.

It got me wondering…why are ballparks trying to turn baseball into an arena sport?

I investigated for @FOS:

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@Jmike_Rockaway @fuzzyfromyt Stick to basketball

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@throwing_daniel The last two nights, the Giants lost because:

- They gave up a grand slam 6 pitches into the 1st, an MLB record, en route to a 12-2 bloodbath
- They gave up a 3R HR with 2 outs in the 9th to secure a 5-3 walk-off loss.

Literally the last two games. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

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@BrianWelsome @gtcallahan23 I think with the cap increase and the free agent class (Raddysh and Carlson might be at the top?), it probably is. Miller got 7.5 per before this current cap increase and Skjei got 7M waaayy before these cap jumps.

Ugh, I just convinced myself Schneider might get 8-9M lol, yikes

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@BrianWelsome @gtcallahan23 Couldn't agree more. I'm also think he might be able to figure it out, since I think he's very toolsy and still has his youth. I just don't see it on a consistent basis, and your reasoning is one of the biggest reasons why. His puck moving skills also leave a lot to be desired.

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@gtcallahan23 Oh yeah they are. Cody Ceci has $35.81M in career earnings. Darnell Nurse has made $64.54M in his career. Wild stuff!

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@SienClark (I think) I would hate FE4 and FE5 to be packaged together because the gameplay is so fundamentally different. The story also doesn’t fit perfectly. Like, slotting FE5 in the timeskip would be a terrible idea. Need to keep the 2 games separate in the menu, like Mario 3D AllStars

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@whuskolinacanes

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@mugnoma If they don’t move up via lottery, PLEASE give me Chase Reid

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@Avalanche Shrink the game

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@nypost Yankee and Islander organizations becoming incredibly based, I'm in hell

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@aadilpickle You hired a butler to meticulously shop for you and a chauffer to give your groceries an Uber ride to your house, and you're complaining that it costs more than getting off your lazy ass? If that's how much your brain is developed, I'm surprised you could even read the receipt.

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@MarcoFoster_ Idk, I think it's really easy to keep crime stats down when you decriminalize rape gangs