Ben Hayward

Not from Essix, don't be jel. Unofficial Travel Agent. Actual VOMCANO #touristattraction #jetsetter #gapyear

[Ben Hayward @Bengh93]

@jillyanbairstxw London IS so much better than Melbourne...

[Ben Hayward @Bengh93]

@jillyanbairstxw Ew, no.

[Rob Temple @RobTemple101]

Christmas Eve is good because you can shout “DON’T COME IN HERE!!!” and people assume you’re wrapping their presents, rather than just wanting to be left alone.

[Ben Hayward @Bengh93]

@jimmymacmusic @GinaBallerina10 What you doing Feb 24th?

[Ben Hayward @Bengh93]

@EmmaSanter @wizzair @AskWIZZ I actually saw this when it happened, I think it was a fake Wizz Air account that liked the tweet. Stupid I know but it linked to a Spam account when I checked it out…

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

As Wrexham edge closer to promotion, it just goes to show what can be achieved with hard work, celebrity owners, lucrative sponsorship deals and ten times more money than anyone else in the league.

[Ben Hayward @Bengh93]

@GinaBallerina10 It’s because you’ve got an empty wine glass in front of you. Should not be allowed…

[Ben Hayward @Bengh93]

@CharlotteR_22 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻 Having never been to Manchester, I’m there

[Ben Hayward @Bengh93]

@nicoladowling75 Next round? I’m keen…

[Ben Hayward @Bengh93]

Favourite part of my current hospital stay is that I got served Salt and Pepper with my banana for lunch…

[Ben Hayward @Bengh93]

It seems that in Vienna Airport you can choose to have instructions in German, Slovak, English and American.

[Ben Hayward @Bengh93]

90 minutes to go...
No sleep, No food.

[Ben Hayward @Bengh93]

My 9 hour stopover has ended up being closer to 6.
2 hours in and one of the bakery workers has been whistling 'Time to say goodbye' for like 30 minutes.
I'm done.

[Ben Hayward @Bengh93]

Overheard in Vienna Airport:
Taxi Driver: "You can use the vending machine"
American: "Does it accept Euros?"
Taxi Driver: ...

[Ben Hayward @Bengh93]

A flight delay is never ideal APART from when you've got a 9 hour overnight airport stopover.
#EveryLittleHelps

[Ben Hayward @Bengh93]

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[Ben Hayward @Bengh93]

My new Romanian mantra is that if it isn't sold through a window, I will not be eating it.

[Ben Hayward @Bengh93]

Landed in Cluj-Napoca 7 hours ago and already I've found the right place, at the right time for free Pizza...