How ya been, Ben?

I've been starting to recycle plastic in my garage. but not bedroom toys. Eww.

[How ya been, Ben? @BengineerMartin]

Might get brave and say “Karen” three times into the Chili’s bathroom mirror.

[How ya been, Ben? @BengineerMartin]

Don't know how well I'll do in tonight's marital performance, but a clean shave of my no-no parts means I'll at least look good doing it.

[How ya been, Ben? @BengineerMartin]

I Can't Breathe Out My Nose: The Musical

Lots of nasal whistling

[How ya been, Ben? @BengineerMartin]

The sugar in a lemon Oreo hits a little different when you freebase the creme from a Mountain Dew can pipe.

[How ya been, Ben? @BengineerMartin]

Five Guys has the scoops of peanuts back out, the world is healing.

[How ya been, Ben? @BengineerMartin]

Check it, a bidet but for your penis hole.

[How ya been, Ben? @BengineerMartin]

Childhood me would kill adult me for the opportunity to have every bit of music ever made on a plate I can carry in my pocket.

[How ya been, Ben? @BengineerMartin]

I asked at work what "THOT" was and I got dirty looks everything's an acronym these days.

[How ya been, Ben? @BengineerMartin]

@citizenkawala Lunchtime doubly so.

[How ya been, Ben? @BengineerMartin]

Fat dudes are gonna reheat leftover pizza the way you like.

[🌹Vaginald VonTwatsky🥀 @theVagilante]

Apparently ‘whatever the fuck I want’ was not the right answer to my boss’s question ‘what are you doing’

[How ya been, Ben? @BengineerMartin]

@citizenkawala Who else is going to continuously verify that our olfactory nerves are performing properly?

[How ya been, Ben? @BengineerMartin]

@TheRealPhalguy @MisterD78UK Already doing this in my mid-forties, I'm ahead of the game for once! Wait...

[How ya been, Ben? @BengineerMartin]

I don't know if "feed a fever" works for covid, but if you're missing any livestock, I can't say I'm not responsible.

[Emma Beasley🐝 @JustBeingEmma]

My blood pressure is high but my spirits are low so that should even things out.

[Heatherhere 👽 @Heatinblack]

You know work is stressful when your snack drawer starts looking like you’re preparing for a slumber party

[How ya been, Ben? @BengineerMartin]

If chocolate pudding is an option, especially if it's included or free, you must have the pudding.

[How ya been, Ben? @BengineerMartin]

You mean Diet Mountain Dew isn't a real natural diet supplement?

[Benny 'New Day✨️' Rollins @citizenkawala]

Stop asking me if I've seen the TV show you're watching. I haven't. And I never will.

[Benny 'New Day✨️' Rollins @citizenkawala]

Our generation is tougher because we had to actually go up to strange women in person and say "Hey" to their face.

[Benny 'New Day✨️' Rollins @citizenkawala]

My Bluetooth speaker died and now I want to take down the whole system.