Benjamin “Pincher” Goldstein

Orthodox Jew | Cleveland State Alpha Phi | Pinching Pennie’s since ‘67.

[Harry “Holden” Johnson @smith_john11690]

“Bro let’s go to tjmaxx and get needlepoint valet trays for our burners” #obliterate #killyourself

[Benjamin “Pincher” Goldstein @BenGoldstein33]

Guy on the left taking one for the team in sake of the 3-man. #gentleman #goodguy #LANK #nuke #shrink

[Benjamin “Pincher” Goldstein @BenGoldstein33]

Hello burner verse #selfdox

[Cam L. Toe @cam_L_Toe67]

@Maris_Blanch @BaseballDctc I think this might be a little more up your alley bud. #makejucochudshumbleagain #ticketworkersmatter #jucochudstyle

[Benjamin “Pincher” Goldstein @BenGoldstein33]

@Twins That’s what happens when you hire a shitty manager nobody else wants. #NoPlaceLikeHere

[Benjamin “Pincher” Goldstein @BenGoldstein33]

Gay son or thot daughter? #faggot #gay #somalia

[Benjamin “Pincher” Goldstein @BenGoldstein33]

Here is the punter at @FSUFootball who is getting all the glaze in the world the past few days. Dude genuinely sucks and is the cringiest and cockiest mf in the world. #lank #NoleFamily #nuke

[Benjamin “Pincher” Goldstein @BenGoldstein33]

Here is the punter at @FSUFootball who is getting all the glaze in the world the past few days. Dude genuinely sucks and is the cringiest and cockiest mf in the world. #lank #NoleFamily #nuke

[Fean Daithful @FINDOMMASTER11]

@PolymarketBlitz Didn't realise this was a quarter mile

[Benjamin “Pincher” Goldstein @BenGoldstein33]

@BUncommitted @Nolanmullenbach @BisonHSBaseball @PrepBaseballMN @pitch2pitch @UBAuncommitted Usually I go home and jerk off with a pin wheel up my ass and I let it spin aggressively with the wind as it penetrates my G-spot.

[Benjamin “Pincher” Goldstein @BenGoldstein33]

@Leo_vitale08 @The_BPCsj Ever heard of the Vulcan 2 seam. Will really enhance your game.

[Benjamin “Pincher” Goldstein @BenGoldstein33]

@spinabose6974 @ICCCBaseball @FlatgroundApp @jucoroute 11 BBs to 6 IP. Yeah man that definitely plays down there in the dirty dodge😂😂😂 #lank #shrink #nuke

[Benjamin “Pincher” Goldstein @BenGoldstein33]

@KeusemanSam Thought you graduated in ‘25. Put the yearbook down sonion. #shrink #nuke #closetheyearbook

[Nacho Business @nacho_business8]

Congratulations to Maris “Big Back” Blanchtard for being voted CHUD of the Year! Congrats you fat rat! Make sure to pay your admission too! You Fat Chud

@Maris_Blanch @BaseballDctc

[Benjamin “Pincher” Goldstein @BenGoldstein33]

@PolymarketBlitz This guy is straight up ass. Would not be surprised if he doesn’t start. Mark my words he is straight up ass. Cocky motherfucker as well.

[Benjamin “Pincher” Goldstein @BenGoldstein33]

@smith_john11690 @MinnBaseball Well we meet again Mr. HHJ as Kenneth would say. A real ball player would bring his Colorado Birch Lumber slug piece to the diamond. Go to your local GNC and grab some testosterone pills before you pull up to a ball field with your mit, cap and that bitch boy of a bat. Thanks.

[Benjamin “Pincher” Goldstein @BenGoldstein33]

@smith_john11690 @MinnBaseball Hey Harry, “Stealth” is what you thought you had when you snuck in my 12 year old daughter’s room last Wednesday. Expect a knock on your door here within the coming time frames. -Benji the pincher

[Harry “Holden” Johnson @smith_john11690]

@MinnBaseball Just picked this bad boy up from the Play it Again in Roseville, Maybe the Maxbat monopoly isn’t so bad after all. Good luck getting Harry out with this Minnesota townball!

-Harry

[Benjamin “Pincher” Goldstein @BenGoldstein33]

#rackattack