Ben

Powered by bananas and coffee. He/him.

[Ben @BenHeathcote]

Just wear the damn mask.

[Ben @BenHeathcote]

@PyroGuy_UK @Sophos

[Ben @BenHeathcote]

@elland_in Outstanding.

[Ben @BenHeathcote]

@tim2040 With the quality of connection I’ve had on Teams/Zoom/whatever over the last 12 months, I wish them luck!

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@jdstalnaked

[Ben @BenHeathcote]

Watching YouTube. The Boy sees a @Hasselblad.

“That’s a cool camera, Daddy! You should buy one!”

And that, my friends, is what we call an enabler.

[j.d.christopher @jdchristopher]

7 Things Every Kid Needs to Hear:

1. I Love You

2. I’m Proud of You

3. I’m Sorry

4. I Forgive You

5. I’m Listening

6. Vulnerability management is only one aspect of cyber risk, which is a complex function including impacts and threats.

7. You’ve Got What It Takes

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The first city to be nicknamed ‘Gotham’ was Newcastle-upon-Tyne.

[Ben @BenHeathcote]

@ericabuist True dat.

[Ben @BenHeathcote]

@ericabuist That’s an astonishingly high stat for either mother or father to be successful in gaining sole custody. I would have hoped sole custody would be an exception in cases of abuse or something.

Hope everyone was ok in that situation in the end.

[Ben @BenHeathcote]

@ericabuist Was that sole custody? Or some degree of shared custody? (I realise you might not know!)

[Ben @BenHeathcote]

@ericabuist Statistics make my head hurt.

[Ben @BenHeathcote]

@ericabuist So is that 3% of the 5% that are applicants? (0.15% of total [I think... not that great at maths these days]) Or 3% of total, but with the caveat that only 5% apply? Because if it’s the latter, that means that 60% of custody applications by men are successful

[Ben @BenHeathcote]

Well, apparently it’s a @sepulturacombr kind of day.

[Ben @BenHeathcote]

This thread is gold.

[Summer Heacock @Fizzygrrl]

Help Twitter plz help

i found a bird dead, floating in the water bin we leave out for our raccoons and it was in there 20+ minutes

the kids begged me to save it

so i put wrapped it up and put it in my shirt for fast warming

an hour later

guys help my tits resurrected a bird

[Ben @BenHeathcote]

@joshriffter I feel the same about the Beatles. I’d take the Stones any day.

[Ben @BenHeathcote]

@morphosaurus

[Ben @BenHeathcote]

I feel seen.

[Ben @BenHeathcote]

@MattDayPhoto

[Ben @BenHeathcote]

@girlgerms

[Ben @BenHeathcote]

@morphosaurus Wanker.