Tarzan 🏔

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take - Wayne Gretzky” - Michael Scott

[Tarzan 🏔 @BenHueth]

As a kid i really thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem in my adult life then what it actually is. Really dodged a bullet on that one

[Tarzan 🏔 @BenHueth]

Old white men wearing do-rags at the gym >>>

[Tarzan 🏔 @BenHueth]

@__HOFFMAN Lawless

[Tarzan 🏔 @BenHueth]

@kstewartshow

[Tarzan 🏔 @BenHueth]

I 100% thought these were some dank nugs at first

[Tarzan 🏔 @BenHueth]

@NManicone Livia dies (thank god) and Junior is easily ignorable. Janice is just the worst person ever

[Tarzan 🏔 @BenHueth]

If you could kill one member of the Sopranos, who would it be? And why would it be Janice?

[Tarzan 🏔 @BenHueth]

@PabstBlueRibbon

[Tarzan 🏔 @BenHueth]

@Ayo_Smitto

[Tarzan 🏔 @BenHueth]

Why did every male actor have frosted tips and a soul patch in the early 90’s?

[Tarzan 🏔 @BenHueth]

As a bartender i would like to say fuck you to whoever thought of beer flights

[Colorado Problems @ColoProbs]

fαℓℓ-σяα∂σ нαѕ αяяινє∂! 🍂🧡🍁

[Tarzan 🏔 @BenHueth]

@patzanz Back and improved with our 2nd national anthem

[Tarzan 🏔 @BenHueth]

Gotta love the “tag responsibly keep said place safe” for geo-tagging on Instagram. Like just don’t tag at all? You’re literally doing the same thing by doing the “tag responsibly” cause the fucking names location is right there

[Tarzan 🏔 @BenHueth]

Dude gtfo you went out on LDW? Nice bro, i bet there were babes everywhere. Djais? In Belmar? Never heard of it

[Tarzan 🏔 @BenHueth]

I see the LTE but the LTE don’t see me 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Tarzan 🏔 @BenHueth]

Do y’all think our parents/ grandparents actually enjoyed the taste of @Folgers coffee? Or do you think they bought it because they gave you a bucket of ground coffee beans for $1.99?

[Tarzan 🏔 @BenHueth]

@skippityskiphop Yes, it’s because I’m old now

[Tarzan 🏔 @BenHueth]

Tomorrow i turn 27 and i can’t express how angry that makes me