𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗇' 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 .ᐟ

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[𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗇' 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 .ᐟ @BENIHIMECLOGS]

{ OPEN STARTER . }

( he deigned to stay in the human world, even once his exile was over. it was hard to feel like a shinigami after a century of rejection from it. seireitei wasn't home anymore. the urahara shop was. )

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[𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗇' 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 .ᐟ @BENIHIMECLOGS]

but i address everyone by last name and - san .ᐟ i can't suddenly change a signature character trait .ᐟ

( pouting at the other from across the center console. )

[`` 𝓈𝐮𝐧𝐲𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐝𝐚 . @gyakuukaiten]

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“ shinji , shinji! we've been friends for literal centuries , so let's let loose , okay? none of that seniority stuff anymore. ”

and off they go , with shinji being all the more cheery about it. it's truly a good evening.
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[𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗇' 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 .ᐟ @BENIHIMECLOGS]

. . . pfft .

( a genuine chuckle elicited from his lips. )

you are a showoff , hirako - san .ᐟ

no shame in it .

[`` 𝓈𝐮𝐧𝐲𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐝𝐚 . @gyakuukaiten]

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“ heeh , if i were to say : ' oi , kisuke , i've got a shiny lexus! , ' would ya' even think of coming with me? you'd think i'm a showoff! ”
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[𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗇' 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 .ᐟ @BENIHIMECLOGS]

@gyakuukaiten / / OKAY ME TOO I JUST DIDNT KNOW WHAT U WERE THINKIN

[𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗇' 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 .ᐟ @BENIHIMECLOGS]

humble --

( blink. blink blink. grey hues expand in surprise. he'd have to sell the shop for this thing. )

-- your ideas of jokes differ from mine , sometimes .

( he climbed in passenger side, settling into the passenger seat. he's not used to cars. )

[`` 𝓈𝐮𝐧𝐲𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐝𝐚 . @gyakuukaiten]

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“ then my humble chariot awaits. don't be too shocked though ; it's just enough for a ride~ ”

what tosh ; it's a lexus , given that shinji's always had a taste for the finer things in life. the installments are hell though.
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[𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗇' 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 .ᐟ @BENIHIMECLOGS]

( it's so rare for anyone to meet his teasing and flirtatious pranks with anything but animosity. the intended response, of course. but here he is, getting spoiled. a chuckle. )

gyudon .ᐟ and sake .

( hand fan expanded to cover his smile. one with warmth. )

[`` 𝓈𝐮𝐧𝐲𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐝𝐚 . @gyakuukaiten]

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“ gyudon or fillet mignon , boss urahara?~ ”

they've always been this way ; the push and pull has always brought them nothing but a good sport and a long-lasting bond. besides , shinji's paying.
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[𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗇' 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 .ᐟ @BENIHIMECLOGS]

@gyakuukaiten / / yes!!!!!!!!!!

[𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗇' 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 .ᐟ @BENIHIMECLOGS]

ooo .ᐟ i understand . you miss me so much , hm .ᐣ

( putting on the pompous laugh, rising to feet, geta supporting him. he looks to the car keys. )

taking me to dinner , hirako - san .ᐣ

[`` 𝓈𝐮𝐧𝐲𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐝𝐚 . @gyakuukaiten]

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“ nah ; i'm here for tha' weekly visits, ” he grins , twirling his car keys. “ just because i've returned there doesn't mean that i'll abandon this world too. ”

but then again , urahara really does need a new cash register ....
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[𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗇' 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 .ᐟ @BENIHIMECLOGS]

@snugglytooth or maybe you should give him less of a hard time , like you did me .ᐣ

[𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗇' 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 .ᐟ @BENIHIMECLOGS]

@snugglytooth hirako - san has a very adorable face .

[𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗇' 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 .ᐟ @BENIHIMECLOGS]

@snugglytooth okay fine i made it but isn't he adorable .ᐣ .ᐣ

[𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗇' 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 .ᐟ @BENIHIMECLOGS]

( he's appalled. )

i'm appalled .ᐟ do you think a man wearing a samue would give into the modern era like that .ᐣ.ᐟ

( a sigh. shaking his head. )

so .ᐣ need something for work , hirako - san .ᐣ

[`` 𝓈𝐮𝐧𝐲𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐝𝐚 . @gyakuukaiten]

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“ wish i was bored —— workin' a 9 to 5 again tuckers out an old man. how's tha' shop? thinkin' of making this place into a konbini sometime? ”

his words aren't without merit —— a konbini is indeed more lucrative.
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[𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗇' 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 .ᐟ @BENIHIMECLOGS]

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( he gently held a lily in bloom in palm, careful to not detach from stem. a rare moment without his smile worn. )

[𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗇' 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 .ᐟ @BENIHIMECLOGS]

{ OPEN STARTER . }

( he deigned to stay in the human world, even once his exile was over. it was hard to feel like a shinigami after a century of rejection from it. seireitei wasn't home anymore. the urahara shop was. )

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[𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗇' 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 .ᐟ @BENIHIMECLOGS]

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( but even he became sentimental. shabby haori and samue contrast against nice uniforms of others, bucket hat donning man stands in the gardens. he came here often before. he had wanted to see it again, now that he was allowed. )

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[𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗇' 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 .ᐟ @BENIHIMECLOGS]

@Hanaabira / / then lets find out LMAO

ill probably make an open starter for him visiting soul society here quick, ill give you a poke via a like when its up!

[𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗇' 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 .ᐟ @BENIHIMECLOGS]

/ / go nuts ! happy to write any dynamic but im a romance writer at my core