Ben (online)

i make tweet (he/him)

[Ben (online) @BenIsYourHero]

A Cruel Andor's Thesis

[Ben (online) @BenIsYourHero]

@God_damn_it_Lux @ma1ybe Only a quarter? Rookie numbers

[Ben (online) @BenIsYourHero]

@libsoftiktok Do… do you know what a wire service is, or

[Ben (online) @BenIsYourHero]

@imrahil_dnb @damnidc__ Is this better https://t.co/Zf9KAlGKb6

[Ben (online) @BenIsYourHero]

There's apparently an entire subgroup of incels who think the reason they can't get girlfriends is because someone aborted the one and only fetus that would have grown up to have low enough standards

[Ben (online) @BenIsYourHero]

Logged in just because i saw a screenshot on FB of someone stealing my semi-viral tweet from 2018, nice to know I still have a legacy on x the eberything app

[Ben (online) @BenIsYourHero]

Yeah yeah yeah I logged on after several months away just to post this. And now I’m leaving again. Peace out homies, d**** to fascists and all that (parody)

[Ben (online) @BenIsYourHero]

It’s always “The Simpsons predicted this,” or “Star Trek predicted that,” what about Batman: Mask of The Phantasm predicting the events of Sept 10, 2025

[Ben (online) @BenIsYourHero]

Hey, quick question: What the fuck is going on with YouTube ads

[Ben (online) @BenIsYourHero]

@lachancenaomi27 Easy solution: Free her

[Ben (online) @BenIsYourHero]

@MiddleOfWinning @GallopingMetal @Srirachachau idk if it's just my memory messing with me or what but I could swear it was in like every teen-oriented movie for a good five years there

[Ben (online) @BenIsYourHero]

@Srirachachau I will be spinning the Garden State soundtrack on loop until conditions improve

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Okay, here is the official trailer for the new season of The Rehearsal

[Ben (online) @BenIsYourHero]

@murder_turd @drmistercody Ok but where do I get this Berger

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Sebulba's back in the race

[Ben (online) @BenIsYourHero]

I love logging into tw*tter for the first time in days and the first thing I see is this ad, which so done paid money for me to see

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

If I asked Ms Cobel what happened to my kidnapped wife and she spent 15 seconds aura farming before giving me an answer I think I would go insane

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

good bit from an old Mike Myers interview.