I’m honestly embarrassed to admit I paid @Showtime $60 and had people over for that “fight”… I’d rather take my girl to @redlobster than ever pay for a pay per view with them!!!
no matter who you vote for next tuesday, i do not hate you and your voice matters.*
*unless you’re a flyers fan, in which case no matter who you vote for you’re an idiot and no one likes you.
Happy Birthday to the woman who has always been there for me! Thanks for always bailing me out and supporting me no matter what silly situation I get myself into. I know I haven’t been home in a while so here’s some… https://t.co/QMMFztBIUV
@alexmersch14 Uh oh this is awkward, I was talking about hanging out with Riley while everyone was at class and never having money for groceries because we spent it all on beer.