Tired_Nigerian

Adventurous

[Duke of Africa @Allezamani]

Adeboye can drink tea with God but doesn’t know when God will release the Oyo kidnapped victims? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ikenna Nzimora @ronaldnzimora]

An evil, incorrigible human being masquerading as a "man of God".

[Omoye✨🫶 @0moyeh]

“Odumeje na fake pastor, Adeboye na real pastor. ”

Olodos.

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

2008 Cristiano Ronaldo.
World Cup Mbappé.
Messi against Eibar.

Some of the scariest versions of players I’ve ever seen.

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

Haaland is 25 years Old but stands inside the box for most of the game. He doesn't get criticised.

But when it's 41 years old Ronaldo, they expect him to support Mendes in left back and Vitinha in midfield.

Terrible people!

[OMAR👑 @agihomar1]

After denying her husband s3x at night, she pranked him to see his reaction😭

[👑Kvng Olagreat™⚽️ @TheRealOlagreat]

He did this in 2004??? 😯

[Castle @aight_dawg]

Just like his idol Don Maradona

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I remember in UK, my friend introduced this 9ja babe to a white guy. The guy called one day confused because he asked her out on a date and she asked him to pay for her uber.

Two of us burst laugh in embarrassment.

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

There is nobody I can’t do without, it might hurt me in the beginning but I will move on.

[LONDON😳 @mono_knowless]

@Owiggy_ Bruh get one or two baby mamas put them on salary and allowances and chop your life dey go
Na poor man dey marry according to me sha
I no fit get money come still dey inside one bondage

[Tancredi Palmeri @tancredipalmeri]

Holy shit.

Maradona in 2018 on the day the World Cup 2026 was awarded to USA, Mexico and Canada, goes on saying:

“They will do 4 quarters of the game instead of two halves so to put commercials, you’ll see”

[Wale Banks 📊 @iamwalebanks]

This is how you diversify

- Mutual Funds
- Dollar Funds
- NGX 🇳🇬
- US 🇺🇸 Equities
- Crypto ( $BTC or USDT savings)
- REITs

Now some of you have just NGX 🇳🇬 that’s why you’re panicking up and down.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Heavily pregnant women are only asking for stomach rub and warm hug from their husbands. Others are demanding burnt jollof rice from flooded Illupeju at 12 midnight with ram suya from kidnappers den.

No wahala.

[Ora🌹🌹 @Chiora__]

All of you that decided to start frying akara for content are also very foolish.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Always have a backup plan for any plan that requires another human to execute

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Some ladies are demanding hugs and kisses from their men, and melting into their arms during painful periods. Others are offering mood swing and disrespect to their men and expecting them to understand.

Guess which one they tried convincing you is women's nature? 😊

[Sincerão @oficialsincerao]

É por isso que o Ancelotti é um monstro e eu sou só um tuiteiro de merda

[Ø @thatniggarhodes]

So you want rapists to ask for your number?