Benjamin Bienert

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New Mexico Man Charged with Driving Under the Influence While Having Sex http://t.co/dkjrOm9B9Z via @BreitbartNews #not surprised

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The #Rays' @MattyMoe55 1st AL lefty under 23 to begin season 8-0 since Babe Ruth (1917 @RedSox)." Glad he's on my fantasy team! #mrbiggles

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I mean, how deep do you think the penetration is here?

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God, my ass sweat is like a Real problem.

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I hate those fucking things. What is this, Connecticut? #roundabouts

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Why do I have so much money in my checking account? #firstworldproblems

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I've done that. I took a shit in the men's room at Applebees.

[Benjamin Bienert @BenjaminBienert]

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