Benjamin Brisson

Professional counselor, semi-professional mustache and beard aficionado. Opinions are very closely related to the facts. But not always.

[Benjamin Brisson @BenjaminBrisson]

LFO. RIP. You will always be the greatest band to to rhyme Fitch and wish. Never even been tried again. #SummerGirls #GoneTooSoon

[Benjamin Brisson @BenjaminBrisson]

No matter how much #GovTomKean I get, it is never enough. He is just so thoughtful, measured, and so good. Phenomenal governor and great president of @DrewUniversity when I was there. #Cavuto

[Benjamin Brisson @BenjaminBrisson]

Huge shout to the @Segway around town. Thanks for wearing a helmet to protect yourself. Surprised you weren’t wearing elbow pads.

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Huge shout out to the guy in his underwear drinking coffee on his porch in the rain. Your lack of adherence to social norms is noted.

[Benjamin Brisson @BenjaminBrisson]

@mattnathanson found this blast from the past cleaning up today. Good thing you still have this website.

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Huge shout out to @DiRealShaggy for starring in a #SuperBowl commercial. I always knew you were the original international super star!

[Benjamin Brisson @BenjaminBrisson]

@cat_i_e @BadMedicalTakes It hurt a lot before hand, which is why I went to the doctor. It was hitting a nerve so it was painful most of the day. And when he drained it it felt like getting a shot. Had to stick it like 5 times. But was like an hour appt, including x rays.

[Benjamin Brisson @BenjaminBrisson]

Tonight we go all night long. We party like Post Malone. Tonight we go all night long, cause we are never ever going home.

[Benjamin Brisson @BenjaminBrisson]

This is very nice to do. Especially after the Legislature came through to support #SBYSP #SaveSchoolBased

[Steve Sweeney @SteveSweeney_NJ]

We have introduced a bill that would allow school districts to apply for #grant money to address shortages of #studentsupport services. These funds would enable school districts to hire #psycholgists and provide our students with #mentalhealth services in the classroom.

[Benjamin Brisson @BenjaminBrisson]

#OpeningDay Let’s go Red Sox!

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@TeamTurboTax My return is still pending after three months and I want to make sure I am ok. I haven’t spoken with one of the reps because I can’t get out of your automated system.

[Benjamin Brisson @BenjaminBrisson]

@TeamTurboTax I have been trying to reach someone all day because I have a question. Your automated systems are going on a loop. How can I actually speak with someone?

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Hi @FreshDirect & @NYCommonPantry, the food pantry at Church of the Ascension on the Upper West Side is in DESPERATE need of non-perishable food for this Saturday. It's 1 of 5 pantries open in NYC right now. @Freshdirect can you set up a special link? Need delivery before Sat.

[Benjamin Brisson @BenjaminBrisson]

Just a check in. Although Aladdin was helpful, Gemini Man was not. So, this is still definitely not a great #willennium #willsmith

[Benjamin Brisson @BenjaminBrisson]

Also, if you ever want a reminder of how awesome Len was as a band, and how cool the 90’s were, just watch the video for Steal My Sunshine. On repeat.

[Benjamin Brisson @BenjaminBrisson]

You know it is going to be a good day when “Steal My Sunshine” comes on the radio. #SummerHits

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@MsMeganJ Yeah. Some kid.

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@TerrapinBeerCo This would be really nice to win. Could use a good cooler.