Benji Mac-O-Velli

Mr. Bless your heart

[wakofa @playkirakuni]

i’ve never seen a man be called hyper independent

[ThaSikkest🧟‍♂️💔 @503chr1s]

financially horny i need to be fucking rich😂

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

A woman will ruin your peace, test your patience, and still act like she’s the victim.

[BM @_OmariBM]

Always expect betrayal from a woman.

[Mobolaji @mo_bolaji_]

Bold of you to assume you're the victim here 💀

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

When a male talk bad bout Lightskin niggas I know his ho got humped on

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women will provoke you for days, then act traumatised by the tone you used after breaking point.

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

To fall asleep you first pretend to be asleep. That's how everything in life works.

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

Your entire nervous system relaxes when your finances are in order. Get your money right first.

[WaterGape @WaterGape]

it costs ~$4k a month to have a girlfriend the hoes cost like $1k

[Danielle Holmes @1DanielleHolmes]

Your ceiling is not my ceiling. Remember that when you talk to me.

[Benji Mac-O-Velli @BenjiDeveree]

Bless her heart

[flame⛧ @laflameclipping]

Jenifer Lewis talked to Keke Palmer about her s-x addiction and how has SLEPT with 63 different men, she says she never knew it was a problem and she wish she had known her body was a temple, she reveals she started to REALIZE when the AIDS epidemic hit💀😭

“I slept with 63 men now that was fabulous, i wish i had known my body was a temple, i used to just find a gorgeous man and f-ck the shit out of them”😭

“I would have s-x, s-x was the drug, it wasn’t until when life got real and the AIDS epidemic hit where i went “wait a minute”😂

[Tifẹ́ @BoluAyos]

A Relationship won’t work if you as a guy knows too much and don’t allow your self to be manipulated sometimes.

[Benji Mac-O-Velli @BenjiDeveree]

Yeah she built like it too

[New York Post @nypost]

Woman who emptied Knicks trashcan on street then stole it was DEI exec, worked at JPMorgan Chase https://t.co/rKAAbiZQHv

[Ladé @LadePlatinum]

Being Black doesn’t require you to tolerate hoodrat shit as some kind of cultural initiation ritual

You have every right to reject it and remain just as Black as anyone else

Don’t let hoodrats and maternally raised dirty neckbeard niggas gaslight you into thinking otherwise

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women undervalue you when you help them.

[Benji Mac-O-Velli @BenjiDeveree]

A nigga like me would go along with it

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

A Japanese scientist spent 20 years proving that walking in a forest boosts your immune system by 50%. No pills. No therapist. Just trees. The data sat in Japanese journals for decades because nobody bothered to translate it.

[TMTG @Jo_GotGame]

Y’all not doing sundresses this year?

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

“You don’t applaud a fish for swimming” only applies to men