BenjoBeats

[Max Heegard @MaxHeegard]

New EP with a remix I made on Ripper Records. Also available on 🍎 music and everywhere else. 🔊

https://t.co/2LbkaZTp8W

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

Please stop tying helium balloons to your children. It’s funny to watch them float but one balloon too many and they’re gone forever. My child, Sheraton Trussell, floated away 10 years ago but it feels like yesterday.

[EPUD @EmeraldPUD]

⚠ OUTAGE UPDATE: We have outages affecting approximately 2,600 customers in areas of Pleasant Hill, Fall Creek, Creswell, Eugene, Goshen, Noti, Alvadore, Lorane, and Cottage Grove due to wind. All EPUD crews are working to restore power.

[illmind.eth @illmindPRODUCER]

Storytime: That time I played my beats for Dr Dre and he HATED them (a thead.....)

[Kurt Hustle @kurthustleSF]

If you’ve never read your Facebook terms and agreements, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine

[BenjoBeats @BenjoBeats]

@kurthustleSF Traitor!! 😢

[BenjoBeats @BenjoBeats]

@kurthustleSF Bro, when I come see you guys… PLEASE don’t clean up! It makes me feel inadequate

[BenjoBeats @BenjoBeats]

@ChipL86 Little known fact (outside of hardcore car dudes like myself) “cams” is short for cameras. Overhead cameras!

[BenjoBeats @BenjoBeats]

@kurthustleSF I had a neighbor in an apartment complex I lived in years ago, 75% of the total volume of the inside of their car was fast food wrappers. Only enough room for a driver to squeeze in between some Big Mac cartons and Coca-Cola cups

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I dream of a day when space travel is available not only to billionaires, but to any person with a net worth of over $500 million.

[BenjoBeats @BenjoBeats]

@kurthustleSF I got a shirt that says “vaccinated” across the front of it, it’s the only way I’ll go out without a mask.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

"You can't make this stuff up" is the most pre-internet phrase ever.

[BenjoBeats @BenjoBeats]

@kurthustleSF Oh no! 😥

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Before the pandemic I wasn't really a bidet guy, but now I have one on every chair in the house.

[BenjoBeats @BenjoBeats]

@ChipL86 If @jordanbpeterson ever met you, he’d tell you to clean your damn room and make your damn bed!

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

Fascinating footage of a human white blood cell chasing a bacterium captured through a microscope. Credit: David Rogers

[BenjoBeats @BenjoBeats]

@ChipL86 I can’t shit, I can’t hump!! You got everything Carlito!!

[Michael Moore @MMFlint]

No teacher should return to work unless vaccinated. It’s already bad enough that teachers are disrespected and treated so poorly—and now we ask them to risk their lives, too? No. All teachers to the front of the line! Then reopen all schools w/ safe ventilation, distancing, masks

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I am an enormous proponent of Ranked Choice Voting. I think it leads to both a better process and better outcomes.