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“A special boy” - Mr White, teacher. #UTFT

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@PolruanPilot Lovely shot. You weren’t on a boat, right? Otherwise I’m afraid you’ve gone a little off course 🙂

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@itvcycling The Long and Winding Road

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Bet @WillShindler is a wibbling mess about now… congrats, fantastic win and fully deserved both for players and fans 👏👏👏

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@EAHelp wow, your online ‘help’ really is a joke. Pretty disgraceful given how much money me and my family have spent with you over the years. I have a case, you’ve closed it without resolution and now when I reopen it there’s no way to email you or add screenshots.

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@CeliaRichards0n What is (or should be if there isn’t one already) the collective noun for a group of people who love collective nouns?

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@geoff20man Great stuff so far Geoff although that did feel like a low blow 😆

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@geoff20man Oi!!

‘Manchester United were staying there overnight ahead of a home game with Everton. Brian and I reminisced about our Deepdale days and caught up on other topics. I wished him well and assured him they’d have no problems beating Merseyside’s third-best team.’

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@HorfieldWeather Stuck in the middle with you

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@ChrisSpittles @bbcbristolsport @iPerky @gloverscast All good thanks mate, hope all well with you and yours too. I’ll be listening 📻

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@AndyLHoward Christ I don’t think I can handle this

[Mark Thomas @dixiedeansboots]

In my life, I love you more.
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[Rebecca Tidy @DrRebeccaTidy]

These 2 Plymouth rioters have been convicted of 209 previous offences + they told the police they were rioting because immigrants cost the taxpayer too much money.

Judge Linford made them work out how much their offending had cost Britain's taxpayers over the last 38 years.👇🏻

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@IBLaughing @marcusbrig Bristol’s broadly brilliant

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Newsreaders describing sentences for rioters as ‘harsh’ and describing riots as protests… something seriously wrong with the language being used 🤬

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Honestly don’t know why I bother !

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This got far fewer likes than it deserved. 301 followers and a big fat zero 🥸

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Listen.
The squeal of Swifts.
The chuntering of Crows.
The distant siren.
The mew of a cat.
The clunk of a dish being washed up next door.
The distant hum of a road.
The yap of a puppy.
The chirp of a tit.
The drone of a plane.
The rustle of leaves.
The buzz of a bee.
Listen.

[Fr Gary Waddington @GaryWaddington]

Ps: if it’s past 6pm and you don’t know where you children are, who they are with or what they’re up to: when the police come knocking, it *is* your responsibility.

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@5liveSport Yes. Not the first GB boxer to be robbed either!

[Adam Pearson @Adam_Pearson]

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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@AndyLHoward @Olympics I’ve been telling you road cycling is amazing for years! Hope you’ve finally been bitten by the bug? Roadside for TdF is one of the best sporting events I’ve ever been at. Second only behind Goodison in full song :-)