Benjy Satlow

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⁦@ELALUSA⁩ are you for real?

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⁦@EL_AL_AIRLINES⁩ אתם רציניים?

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@EL_AL_AIRLINES booked flight out of Newark @ 1300 because I have two kids and live in Philly. No thank you to changing my flight to 600 at JFK. Even with $50 coupon. $50 are you kidding me?

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Now on hold with @ELALUSA customer service for half an hour. HELLO?!?

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@ELALUSA booked flight out of Newark @ 1300 because I have two kids and live in Philly. No thank you to changing my flight to 600 at JFK. Even with $50 coupon. $50 are you kidding me?

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And then there’s no customer service: no answer on the phone. Message directs me to WhatsApp account that apparently “does not exist”

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@ELALUSA HELLO? IS ANYBODY THERE? I’ve been on hold for 45 minutes

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It’s cool I’ll just go to @HomeDepot next time

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@Lowes I guess you’re not enforcing @PhiladelphiaGov mask mandate at your south Philadelphia store? Staff and customers just doing whatever?

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@PhilaStreets I’ve seen the sweepers in action but also noticed people aren’t following no parking signs and the sides of the streets aren’t being swept. When will ticketing begin?

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???

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@CMMarkSquilla another week, another missed trash collection day. Your district is a steaming hot pile of trash. What is it that you actually do?

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Is it your whole district that’s covered in trash every week or just the south Philly part you don’t live in anymore

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@CMMarkSquilla your district is covered in trash that still hasn’t been picked up from last week. It’s not a great look

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Our trash pickup day is supposed to be Friday and I don’t think it’s been picked up on the right day since before COVID

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@PhilaStreets I’m in 19148 and our trash and recycling have still not been picked up. There’s been trash on our street since Friday and it’s disgusting.

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@SlateGabfest kellyanne and George Conway do not have a “cross-partisan” relationship. He is a republican and she is a fascist propagandist. How can you talk about her as though what she does is merely a job?

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@emannion2 Drinking some right now. No longer selling wine though

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RN on Peppa Pig the kids are at the zoo and some of the animals are anthropomorphic employees and some are zoo animals and it’s very clear the writers are fucking with me