Ben

Guinness. Paul Smith Jeans. Cheese & biscuits. Nice record shops. Sheffield United Football Club. 🖕😎

[Ben @benjyweimer]

@CasualSaturdays These days virtually nowhere. Honourable mention to the fat bird at Birmingham who chucked a McDonald’s milkshake at some of ours last season. Scary shit

[Ben @benjyweimer]

Hope Martin Keown has had a nice evening the pube headed wanker

[Ben @benjyweimer]

@mshilly1966 Used to be able to buy anything in there. They’d even take orders and come back before you’d finished your pint. Full wheel of Stilton about it foot in diameter from the old markets was a highlight

[Ben @benjyweimer]

Chuffed for McBurnie. Kid’s a proper shit house in a game full of robots with no personalities and he loves it. Scotland’s insistence on leaving him out is why they’ll be on the first plane back from America before you can say deep fried dog shit

[Ben @benjyweimer]

Never known so much chatter about local council elections. Yeah I’d love to take time out my day to choose between rapist apologists, cycle lane enthusiasts, brown envelope shaggers and some racist twats. Can all fuck off and when you get there, fuck off some more 🖕😎

[Ben @benjyweimer]

@ArtyBianco All spot on. Social media just means that everyone has an outlet no matter how valid or not their view. None of it around when I was 18 and once spoke the words “Ian Hamilton had a decent game” and the whole fucking boozer laughed at me.

[Ben @benjyweimer]

I’m old enough to remember when #swfc won the Administration Trophy

[Ben @benjyweimer]

@LiamKen68038216 I’d have McBurnie back if it could fit within whatever universal credit budget the doomsayers reckon we’ll be working to next year. Just seen their chairman has gone in two footed on Lundstram anorl haha poor cunt can’t catch a break

[Ben @benjyweimer]

@LiamKen68038216 And the same people suck off McBurnie who we made a multi millionaire over 5 seasons with a goal return you can count on ya fingers and toes. Good luck to em all but the hero and pantomime villain narrative is fucking boring innit

[Ben @benjyweimer]

@LiamKen68038216 I didn’t join in when got his red but the number of people who have forgotten that second prem season when he started playing walking football to force his Rangers move just to get Gerrard’s autograph is remarkable

[Ben @benjyweimer]

“Yeah I’d love to tell all my problems. We’re not playing Stoke City now it’s Rotherham”

[Ben @benswfc15]

Club would make loads of money with a Arctic Monkeys x Wednesday range. #swfc

[Ben @benjyweimer]

Looking ahead to next season, Wednesday already second bottom of the pub league

[J @jamezqpr1]

Championship clubs ranked on how close their ground is to the nearest pub

[Ben @benjyweimer]

@The_Forty_Four No one mentions Wrexham, for a change. Amazing that Hollywood money can teleport you to Sheff in just 22 minutes

[Ben @benjyweimer]

Gonna donate me 75p outstanding SUFC Clucash to a good cause I reckon. Somewhere like The Tight Whinging Bastards of Humberside Benevolent Fund or something. You too could make a difference

[Ben @benjyweimer]

@alexsufc1 No one’s going down on 50 points

[Ben @benjyweimer]

Some struggling to come to terms with the first season in a decade where we’re not either chasing promotion or staring relegation in the face. Lashing out at a makeshift squad, fireworks and singing sections instead. Just have a drink and enjoy the last few games #twitterblades

[Ben @benjyweimer]

Wrexham, some sound blokes boozing in the hotel. Completely at odds with Wrexham “consumers” who post on here. Global game now int it. Believe half of what you see, some and none of what you read

[Ben @benjyweimer]

Mad how it’s another monday at work when less than 48 hours ago I was in the Bull Ring Irish boozer changing the words to that Bewitched song C’est La Vie to “Soumare” even though I can’t stand the fucker and can’t wait until the season’s done and I never have to watch him again

[Ben @benjyweimer]

@MissAlly_01 @ReillyWeimer

[Ben @benjyweimer]

Adam Davies like a competition winner in goal for a laugh. Thank fuck we’re one win from 50 points. Up the fucking Blades