Ben Kehoe

Art Collector. 3rd generation Kentucky Colonel. Emmy Winner. Former Guinness World Record holder. Manhole cover enthusiast.

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Time to retire my start word

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If you tell me: "that's inappropriate," but you can't tell me "that's incorrect," your words have no meaning

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Up next for @swatch ?
Collab with @patekphillipe : THE SWAUTILUS

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How about a remake of Paul Blart: Mall Cop, but it’s a Star Wars spoof called…
Paul Darth: Maul Cop

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@DLoesch 70s, 80s, & 90s

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@_Pat_Murphy #ALEport?

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This whole 2016 trend…
You know that’s just SkyNet training its AI to do 10 year age progression, right?
RIGHT?

Guys, they’re gonna be able to send realistic terminators 10 years into the future now!

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@RedsDaily4 Adjusted for inflation Votto's contract would be about $315 Million today. I can't see this Reds front office offering anyone that much money

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Toke Dubin:
“Well, it’s the Bengals…”

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I think it would be funny if the #Bengals de-facto GM was actually a long-haired pot smoker named Toke Dubin

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I haven't stepped outside my house all year

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@RedsDaily4 I don’t think they’re that smart.
I also don’t think they realize how bad this is going from a fan-relations standpoint

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Sometimes art is standing in a room for 2 hours before realizing “oh shit, I’m not the audience.”

Sometimes art is standing in a room for 20 minutes and leaving and realizing 2 years later “oh shit, I was the audience.”

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What’s a baker’s favorite INXS song:

Knead You Tonight

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@TanyaHutchins I’ve driven through Berlin, MD a couple of times. There’s a great brewery there

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@UnrealZachWard What's happening in Nepal?

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@yslmammi making a cassette mixtape of songs recorded off the radio

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Non-Ohio State/Grambling jerseys spotted on campus today:
Oakland Raiders (Bo Jackson)
Alabama State

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@NotKennyRogers Red Sonja & Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome!

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@abbubjones You too Bubba!

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Jerseys I saw today (besides OSU & Texas:)
Notre Dame (Montana)
Southern Cal
❌ichigan
University of Kentucky
Cleveland Browns (Chubb)
Detroit Lions (Suh)