Ben Kohlmeyer

Father, happily married, sports fan, cinephile, and audiophile. Proud of being a liberal Democrat. Ally to women, POC, and LGBTQ+

[meghan @deloisivete]

Why are you, a restaurant website, gatekeeping your online menu by making me choose delivery or pick-up, when I merely need to mentally rehearse my drive-thru order

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@StephenKing Seriously? Luke Skywalker and Sai King together? Nostalgia overload!

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@downbadcomment Turkey, Swiss, pesto, and alfalfa sprouts on a pretzel Hawaiian roll.

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@MarkHamill @TrumpsTaxes Oh that would be rich.

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@ThebestFigen That's definitely a "Shaq" right there.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Nothing worse than a failed knee slide

[All 90's Alternative Rock @all90saltrock]

OTD in 1993, Smashing Pumpkins release their second studio album, “Siamese Dream”

What is the best track on this album?

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@StephenKing Oh Steve, dropped a real knee slapper there.

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@MarkHamill @theliamnissan I like this, but I can't think of any way to let others know that.

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@EverythingKeanu Hey Keanu! Our household has fallen on hard times. My wife had to put down her beloved cat that she has had for 11 years. On top of that, I was just diagnosed with cirrhosis of the liver and am on the clock. 3 months of sobriety, healthier eating, and working out.

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@historyrock_ Yusuf Islam AKA Cat Stephens

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@DrMoneyTrees Silversun Pickups

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@PostingOften Special Agent Strawberry Yogurt, reporting for duty!

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@Knight21st You ain't gotta lie to kick it.

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@FoodPornPhotos Malt vinegar.

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@SosaKnowsAll White Sox

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@fitdaddy_scott Iggy Azalea before all the plastic surgery.

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@brieche52084083 @ilovenostalgia Oh good call.

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@softtail65 Smashing Pumpkins, Siamese Dream