beej in the trap

est. 1997

[beej in the trap @benM_johnston]

It’s never the wrong time to try to be a little nicer

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

They just said Georgia is averaging 1 point per snap. Most ruthless average per play stat since John wilkes booth

[beej in the trap @benM_johnston]

@GlacierTunes Happy birthday u dope music legend

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Tired of everybody talkin bout everybody. Just smoke some weed and the chill.

[Coder T @terrenceturner]

Nick Crannon

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Schrödinger's Plates: They are both broken and not broken until you open the door.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Phone Booth fights are the next great sport @SpinninBackfist

[beej in the trap @benM_johnston]

@Ian_DiCarlo Nope

[Goldie @dezgoldie]

Life is fucking electric bro. Don’t fall for the doomer shit. Thats for losers and normies scared of their own shadows. Walk around like God sent you and smile at everyone you see. Spread light and abundance. Build things and take chances. This is the best time in history!

[beej in the trap @benM_johnston]

Big news. I have been fully converted. Pineapple does belong on pizza. Not saying it’s better than meat, but it’s a player for sure

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Had to cook ‘em real quick 😂

(via @robbydevries1) https://t.co/sgRwzLQg6R

[i like food @messedupfoods]

spaghettio deviled eggs

[beej in the trap @benM_johnston]

@PardonMySteak @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @hen_ease @JakeMarsh18 Need to see Jake eat those fries and crap himself to believe it’s any good

[🦈 @Patrickqueen_]

When I turn 50 ima learn how to fly and I’m going to the Bermuda Triangle

[beej in the trap @benM_johnston]

@Ian_DiCarlo 😭😭😭 I should’ve gone

[iamneilbarrett ™️ @iamneilbarrett]

This goal is the one they DIDN'T give us a replay of. Sheesh.

In completely unrelated news, Jeff Teat is pretty good at lacrosse.

[beej in the trap @benM_johnston]

@BigHammy28 @JohnLeighton96 @walmarthelp @Walmart Jimmy

[beej in the trap @benM_johnston]

@Ian_DiCarlo @TimJDillon I love funnel cake onions

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