Ben Macks

Comedian. American. Recovering hipster.

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[313 Comedy @313ComedyShow]

This past Sunday was another packed house! Everyone left with a smile on their face. Come get these free smiles #EverySunday!

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Hopefully by February 13th, I'll be as good at comedy as I am at photoshop.
#comedy #comedynight @DrGrins

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Has anyone considered how hard it was for cigarettes to quit Ray Liotta? @rayliotta #chantix

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Ok @WWE . I figured out how to fix #wweraw . Bring back Silk Stalkings. It was the best when followed by Silk Stalkings. Silk Stalkings reboot Vince. That's the answer. Oh, and that dog show. #believethat #wwe #bringbacksilkstalkings #fixwweraw #dogshow #Doit #WWEUniverse

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It appears the Authors Of Pain have cut ties with Paul Ellering. I wish them luck in next year's Andre The Giant battle royal. #RawafterMania #WrestleMania #badmove

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Vegan food taste test with Thad Ranger

https://t.co/rIFhe3UmB1

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@HeyHeyItsConrad @bruceprichard #lovetoknow who in the hell gave Ahmed Johnson a 2x4?

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On a quick note @stateandbijou is GORGEOUS!! Thanks to everyone who came out to the benefit last night in #TraverseCity. Amazing AUDIENCE!!

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@TheEllenShow , A @FallingDownStrs comedy to benefit @TCPolestar LGBT community center in Traverse City, MI. Would greatly appreciate a RT.

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@Nick_Offerman , @FallingDownStrs comedy in Traverse City. LGBT fundraiser for @TCPolestar. Would greatly appreciate a RT sir.

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Cheese is a dessert.....there....I said it.

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@HeyHeyItsConrad What about a crossover with @bruceprichard and @tonyschiavone24 ?

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@HeyHeyItsConrad @PrichardShow @bruceprichard so you're saying there's a chance?

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@HeyHeyItsConrad @PrichardShow @bruceprichard when are we going to see Pete "The Duke of Dorchester" Doherty on the poll?

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#ThingsYouDontExpectInAParade. Me to sit through one.

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I view some medicine as a challenge; 24 hour heartburn relief? We'll see about that.

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You subtract an hour from my Sunday and now you want me to celebrate #PiDay ? F you math....double F you. That's right, multiply that.

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Happy #NationalMeatballDay , unless you're vegan, then happy ball made out of alfalfa or grass or whatever you make balls out of... day.

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@jasoninthehouse What if I have a Samsung? Am I still not allowed to have health care?

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Good to see @WWERomanReigns still has his sneakers from 8th grade. #WWEFastlane