Ben Markham

Fuck it, shit happens. Driving is my therapy

[Ben Markham @BenMark_Ham]

Cousin: This fucking Mexican
Me: What the fuck did you say?
Cousin: I didn’t mean to say that, I meant to say This Fucking Margarita

[Ben Markham @BenMark_Ham]

“We’re all bizarre”

[Ben Markham @BenMark_Ham]

I love saying thank you at chick-fil a. It cracks me up when they say "My pleasure"

[CJ @CJSTRO13]

Lmaoooo son why is this one of the rawest fight scenes I've ever seen

[alex ◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜ @cheekypikachuu]

the US joking about North Korea vs when they actually nuke us https://t.co/VvxCEDnaw7

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

This 4-year-old had the sweetest reaction at his parents' wedding

[People of Earth @PoE_TBS]

Tap the button below to adopt your very own alien from outer space! https://t.co/LiltbmyLy3

[Ben Markham @BenMark_Ham]

These girls down here in Louisiana are BEAUTIFUL