Ben Blecha

Voice of Northeastern Junior College since 2008, 17-time Colorado Broadcasters Association award winner, Husband and Father, Cooking Enthusiast

[Ben Blecha @BenMeandering]

And I told you, to eat, your damn, pie!

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Nervous?
Sh!ttin' bricks.
You shouldn't say that word.
Sorry. Sh!ttin' rocks.

[Ben Blecha @BenMeandering]

We don't need to kill anymore. We have Pop Tarts.

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There's things here! There's rocks, there's trees, there's birds, there's squirrels. Come on, we'll bless them all until we get vashnigyered!

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This is...the part where I say I don't wanna...and throw my underwear on the floor. Or whatever Ariana Grande sang.

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It's light beer and she's gonna throw it up anyway.

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Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world- except for a nice MLT – mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.

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Shedeur Sanders is playing himself right out of being a 1st round pick. Does the increased insurance cover that, too?

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Oh, that's not blunt force trauma, ma'am. That's just the honey glow in my cheeks.

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Folks, you are only allowed two carry-on items. Your emotional baggage does not count toward your carry-on limit. We do, however, ask that you keep it to yourself until after the flight has concluded. Your fellow passengers and flight crew would appreciate it. #FlySouthwest

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"Tomorrow is the most important election in our lifetime." Like 2020? And 2016? And 2008? This is my 6th presidential election. 4 of them have been "the most important." I just don't buy it. Come up with a new line, folks. Maybe one that is actually true, unlike your promises.

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Lakers are on a 29-9 run since Dalton Knecht entered the game.

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Our first Listeners Choose of 2024 is here! You can also vote on our Facebook page until Tuesday, 9/10 at 12pm and on our Instagram story on 9/9. What Sterling Tiger game should we cover on 9/12?

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You guys are acting weirder than normal, and your normal is pretty weird.

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Do you even know how to get home? Of course I do. I'll ask a stranger.

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Women. You can't live without 'em, and they can't pee standing up.

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A friendly reminder to the Memphis Grizzlies about the backup center they drafted. Could've had the deserving POY who is an NBA starter today.

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Dalton Knecht just proved he's more deserving of the Naismith College Player of the Year than Zach Edey. Didn't need 22 FTs to carry his team. It's a hill I'll die on if I have to!

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Juco to the League! Gonna be hard to root for the team. But I'm rooting for the man...til the end!

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Keep doubting, Knecht, NBA folk. You're just giving him fuel. Juco kids are a different breed.

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It took ESPN 106 minutes to say Knecht's name, after screwing up his introduction, and then they feign offense for a few seconds that he's not been picked yet. And it's because of age. He's gonna be hooping at 30 while these "high upside" teens have flamed out. Bookmark it.