Ben

21 | MK8DX player | Pokémon fan | Super Mario Galaxy enjoyer

[Ben @BenMK_]

This isn’t the easiest of things I’ve wanted to tweet and I don’t think it ever will be.

Today, heaven gained itself an angel in the form of my girl, she was suffering with dementia for so long as it was the easiest way to let he stop suffering.
Rest easy, we will miss daisy ❤️

[Dexter @thatguydexter1]

Sometimes you’ll be up at 2:18am and randomly miss Undisputed Era like a mf.

[Main Event STEVE! @NotDrDeath]

This happens about 9:00 into every Will Ospreay match

[Ben @BenMK_]

Yearly reminder to most that I'm still kicking.
Unc status hitting hard rn

[Will Ospreay • ウィル・オスプレイ @WillOspreay]

Weapon Elite.

I’m fucking back bruv

[🄽🄸🄲🄺 @ColossusNick]

Me walking into the kitchen to plate up the cocktail sausages, pickled onions, assorted cheese and the Ritz biscuits.

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

Listen up freaks, here it is broken down for you.
100 Gorillas vs The Steiner Brothers.

So you take 100 gorillas, right off the bat, 50% freeze the second Rick starts barkin’. That’s 50 gorillas down.

Another 33 1/3%? They take one look at Big Poppa Pump flexin’ and RUN for the trees. That’s another 16 2/3 gorillas gone.

The last 16 2/3%? They’re standin’ there confused, scared, and already halfway knocked out—just from the aura of the Steiner Brothers.

So now you got 100% of those gorillas…
minus the 50% that froze,
minus 33 1/3% that ran,
minus 16 2/3% that mentally broke…
That leaves them with ZERO percent chance of survival.

Because when you step to the Steiner Brothers—the most dangerous tag team in wrestling history—
you don’t beat us... you just hope we’re done suplexing you.

100 gorillas entered… NONE walkin’ out.

[Kevin @FightOwensFight]

Dear @WWERollins,

Do you also plan on getting an absolutely insane spray tan job to fit in with the rest of your group?

Anyway, miss you! 😘

Kevin

[Drew @DMcIntyreWWE]

Still bored at work lol

[Ben @BenMK_]

I might not be as active within the mkwii community as I once was especially in the last few years but I’ll forever be grateful for the amazing people I’ve met and I thank them for being a part of my life. Another year of life, and I’m happy to see another 🎉

[formulafakers @formulafakers]

🚨 | BREAKING: Fernando Alonso has fucking exploded.

[Ben @BenMK_]

Did a thing I said I’d never do again in mkwii but here we are. Heavy carried by team mate but still played solid and actually had fun?

[Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY @piesportsbooze]

Magic of the cup 😂 #FACup

[Ben @BenMK_]

Just watch my home town club who’s sat bottom of the championship dispatch top of the prem

COYG 💚🤍💚

[Plymouth Argyle FC @Argyle]

ARGYLE BEAT THE PREMIER LEAGUE LEADERS! 💚

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

How to get kicked out of Matalan.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Santa: “Oh my goodness it’s so foggy out there tonight, I don’t know if I can deliver all these presents”

*Rudolph with his nose so bright*