Ben Mortimer

[Ben Mortimer @BenMort90]

http://t.co/bHUXueuJsy Leaving Twitter for Facebook is like leaving the bar to go home.

[Ben Mortimer @BenMort90]

http://t.co/9zuClhCYin Rocks think evolution is bullshit.

[Ben Mortimer @BenMort90]

Time machine jokes aren't funny, you guys. My great grandson dies in a time machine crash. http://t.co/6e0yo9ASjs

[Ben Mortimer @BenMort90]

http://t.co/cvSVycN4t8 Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines.

[Ben Mortimer @BenMort90]

@olliecard lol I just see it! What the fuck is this must be a virus!

[Ben Mortimer @BenMort90]

http://t.co/eVcRMcKPcR Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines.

[Ben Mortimer @BenMort90]

Ceilings were just ambitious walls. http://t.co/n9P6OUbdj6

[Ben Mortimer @BenMort90]

http://t.co/KSqWvtbNU6 How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

[Ben Mortimer @BenMort90]

Can we have a moment of silence for all the great tweets that never make it out of the shower... http://t.co/EzeZoBJm

[Ben Mortimer @BenMort90]

Got 2 Swedish house mafia tickets for Paris tomorow let me no ASAP if u need!!

[Ben Mortimer @BenMort90]

Having fun playing CSR Racing for iPhone, why not join me for FREE?
http://t.co/Jd4CDCoa

[Ben Mortimer @BenMort90]

Me and @Dynamomagician @MOVIDALONDON what a night should of stayed longer broo!!

[Ben Mortimer @BenMort90]

@jakethehills

[Ben Mortimer @BenMort90]

“@TaylorMortimerr: @alicialoughlin ” ur right there bro I'm clever ur not I'm right handed ur not and I'm better looking haha!! #NO1son

[Dominic Karmali @Domkarmali]

@olliecard how was last night?? Can't wait to see you in kavos!!!

[Ben Mortimer @BenMort90]

@davidernoult Dave ring me mate don't have ur number!!!

[MOVIDA @MOVIDALONDON]

@50cent is in the building! #endofseasonfootballparty #teammovida

[Dynamo @Dynamomagician]

Lets get something trending that's worthwhile & a great cause close to my heart & tummy #CrohnsAndColitisMonth RETWEET!

[Dynamo @Dynamomagician]

If we get #CrohnsAndColitisMonth Trending Worldwide I will follow 20 new people tonight!!! It could be you... RT