EmptyBee

Dad who loves to write in his "free" time. See my book:

[EmptyBee @BennettEmpty]

I did not memorize the brachial plexus just to stay silent when a movie action hero is shot in the shoulder with zero consequences.

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@HumeralO Gotta get in on this! Are you looking for investors!?!?!

Wait…my student loans….

Is the entry point for investing around $10?

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Lex Luthor: you will never stop the bomb!

Superman: Think again Luthor!

*Superman blasts off at the speed of light. His body traveling that fast creates intense friction in the air around him. The atmosphere literally ignites, burning every living thing*

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@ZachWeiner @SMBCComics @MacKidsBooks This news healed me for the day. So excited

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Sharing another poem and doodle

#poetry

https://t.co/PoZ4NdnHNL

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Lex Luthor: you will never stop the bomb!

Superman: Think again Luthor!

*Superman blasts off at the speed of light. His body traveling that fast creates intense friction in the air around him. The atmosphere literally ignites, burning every living thing*

[EmptyBee @BennettEmpty]

@HumeralO “Uhmmm…yes…i see…and he bonked his head…yes I see ma���am…yeah…i would prescribe no more monkeys jumping on the bed…no ma’am I’m not going to test for concussion…well you see you called a doctor when you should have called a veterinarian.”

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My 8 yo rolled his eyes at this one. I love it.

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@goodreads Robbins Pathology

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Go, go King of Gondor!!!
#doodle

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Diagnosis of a Mole That is Becoming Cancerous
#doodle #comic

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🎶bleeding isn’t in my blood🎶

Me: The Huntrix team have excellent clotting factors

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My 5 yo niece: Uncle Empty, why does your watch have a clock on it?

Me:…i feel so old…

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@LJTafeMD I appreciate your encouragement a lot. Thanks.

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Here is a poem explaining why I don’t write as much poetry anymore

#poetrycommunity #Poem

https://t.co/r4uR1H8LGf

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*10 seconds before grilling was invented*

Guy: Cooking would be more fun if I was also getting sunburnt

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Maybe this is why I hate sleeping.
#poetry

https://t.co/03UWTp7gkt

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My 4 yo: Dad, what happens when you die…

Me: uh, well

4 yo:…in Minecraft?

Me: Oh thank goodness.

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@HumeralO This is the best one

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Someone asked my 8 yo what he wants to be when he grows up and he said, “A dad”

Me: 🥰