Bennett Funkle

Getting lit with my boys since 1985 🍻| Miami University Alum 👨‍🏫 | Courage Enthusiast 🐺

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How’s work today, England? #losers

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Not quite sure what qualifications Stephen A. has to be apart of this conversation but I'm here for it

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@wordsofmoon8 "He was the only person in human history to be born on a Tuesday and lose his mother to an Elephant accident in Thailand"

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Ready to hear about the most unspeakable tragedy that occurred to every player drafted tonight

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@HappyHiroshima7 I thought this was the couch in the front room on first glance

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Todays pre workout

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@doofferrr The brave noble lion

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She's out there, somewhere

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@chinstrapperlen @doofferrr Bennett down on strikes, doof up to the plate

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Officer I'm sober, promise

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Pretty sweet visual in class today. I'll take it from here teach

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The old "I'll be out of town for the weekend". Definitely going to another formal. Can't say I didn't see this coming. Back to the drawing board

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Nothing more stressful than the time between shooting your shot and waiting for the response. I'm approaching an hour, looking like it's a no.

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Still awaiting a response. I have accepted defeat

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Nightmare start to the day. Took an exam I studied tirelessly for, never felt worse about an exam. Walk out of the exam and it's pouring rain. I get home and Chef B presents me with a fucking hot dog bar. #whenitrainsitpours

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First day back in the home gym and this happens. Can't make this shit up

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This is exactly how it feels to fall asleep before your roommate starts snoring

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I want to apologize to the entire United States. Should have known better than to bet on my team. #onme #51stState

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An absolutely terrible day to be Peter #gamecocksbaseball

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Some girl just stood up and presented her semesters work... a thesis presentation on why the drinking age should be lowered #ferda #firstwomanpresident