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[bmepnt @BennettMSalter]

Today I officially joined the “@IsaacNabwana follows you” club. I am honored and privileged to be part of this prestigious group of individuals.

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todd philips’s hit film “the jorker” starring whackin peanits

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@bigmaantown Real recognizes real

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(two guys leaving this month’s jerking off enthusiasts club meeting)

- “see you later, masturbator”
- “in a while, autophile”

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@EssengerMusic based guy

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@EssengerMusic I am hopelessly addicted to dredging the riverbed with my teeth for sediment and detritus and slop and dragonfly nymphs and microorganisms and fish eggs and tadpoles and brain eating amoebas and salamanders and giant water bugs

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@EssengerMusic Imagine going to the Ga-Metru Academy sorority party and doing a shoey of protodermis

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BALLS MAN IS CALLING

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@EssengerMusic Bloodsucker

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First class is in the way of everyone else, just like in every other aspect of life

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

Airplanes should be boarded with the people in the back first. Having first class board the plane first actually slows things down because they are in the way of everybody else.

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@InternetH0F We sold one for a while called “Pure Bred Idiot” at the truck stop I work at

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@GetGianni @KaiserNeko I’m part of a small project that commissioned you a few months back and I just want to say that it means a lot that you were able to lend your voice to us. Cheers Gianni

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@EssengerMusic I hate living on Destral on goddddddddddddddd 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

My phone blowing up 😭

[Lei @LeiOfHarts]

Anyway stream As Above So Below

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@LeiOfHarts @EssengerMusic needs to see this

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@RawestAlbums WHAT I GOT YOU GOTTA GIVE IT TO YOUR MAMA

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@ShitpostGate Your honor…