Ben Donaldson

#OnePride

[, @Zvbear]

This is one of the coldest pictures of all time wtf 😂🔥

[NHL Trump @trump_nhl]

Sleepy Steve Yzerman FAILED to improve the Detroit Red Wings at the trade deadline, leading to one of the WORST CHOKE JOBS in National Hockey League history to miss the playoffs. Sadly, GREAT AMERICAN Dylan Larkin has seen enough, and has asked sleepy Steve for a trade out of the GREAT State of Michigan. The ridiculous Red Wings have brought TOTAL SHAME to their tremendous fans, who have been suffering very badly for many years, and now Captain Michigan wants out! A TOTAL DISASTER! Thank you for your ATTENTION to this MATTER! NHL President DONALD JOHN TRUMP

[Ben Donaldson @BennyD313]

@jacobguzik28 🤣🤣 they definitely got a protocol

[🇺🇸 🦅Detroit Dutch™ SSgt USMC (Ret.) 🇺🇸 🪂 @DetDutch]

From 250 miles above Earth, most of the United States blurs together into a continental mass of brown and green with no obvious landmarks. Then Michigan appears and the confusion stops completely. The mitten shape of the Lower Peninsula surrounded by four of the five Great Lakes is one of the most distinctive geographic features visible from the International Space Station, a natural outline so clean and so recognizable that astronauts have confirmed it repeatedly as one of the clearest views of any state from orbit.

The Great Lakes are what make it work. Superior, Michigan, Huron, and Erie create a water to land contrast that defines Michigan's borders with a precision that no cartographer could improve on. The mitten sits in the middle of all that blue like it was placed there deliberately, which in geological terms it essentially was, carved out by glaciers over thousands of years into a shape that somehow ended up being both geographically functional and immediately identifiable from the edge of the atmosphere.

Michigan residents have been using their right hand as a map their entire lives and that same gesture works from space, which is not something any other state can say. Astronauts have photographed Michigan more than almost any other state passing beneath them because the view rewards it every single time. For a state already sitting on the greatest freshwater system on the planet, being unmistakable from 250 miles up is simply Michigan being exactly what it has always been. Impossible to miss. Even from space.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Ain’t none of ‘em could beat our species in an Oklahoma drill

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Cade Cunningham trying to beat the Cavs all by himself

[TORKELSON STAN ACC (JGSA) @Mazen_Hammoud]

And it’s the greatest experience ever

[ESPN @espn]

THE PISTONS COME BACK FROM A 3-1 DEFICIT TO ADVANCE 🔥

Detroit gets it done in Game 7 for their first playoff series win since 2008!

[Jay Scott Smith @JayScottSmith]

Show this picture to someone in 2021 and they would have you drug tested

[Scott Bell @sbell021]

This is the Mike Sainristil interception of the hoops National Championship Game. A dagger that will be etched in my brain for as long as my brain continues to function.

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Michigan beat Howard by 21.
Michigan beat Saint Louis by 23.
Michigan beat Alabama by 13.
Michigan beat Tennessee by 33.
Michigan beat Arizona by 18.
Michigan beat UConn by 6.

2026 Michigan… One of the greatest teams in College Basketball history.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Michigan is the first D1 school ever to win multiple National Championships in Football (1948, 1997, 2023), Baseball (1953, 1962), and Men’s Basketball (1989, 2026).

[aiden @aiden__23]

IVE SEEN MY COLLEGE FOOTBALL AND BASKETBALL TEAM WIN A NATTY

[ESPN @espn]

🏆 CHAMPS 🏆

[Josh Berman @NextNetworkJosh]

There's gonna be a lot of times this year where we see "10 years ago" moments from 2016 where we all feel old. This is the first of them

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

MICHIGAN: the home of hockey 🇺🇸

#USA | #NHL

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

THE DETROIT PISTONS ARE NUMBER 1 👑

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

THIS HELMET 🔥

Team USA's Austin Florian wore this during the Men's Skeleton competition.

[Maira @maira4yo]

“don’t borrow grief from the future” might just change my brain chemistry if I let it sit long enough