Shit Chriss Says

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I'll bring all my Indians to kill you

[Shit Chriss Says @bennyfrumdaBLOK]

Getting drunk off mouthwash

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Call me Glitsy Pointy Ears

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"I want some rice and curry" @bennyfrumdaBLOK @Christyy428 #thestruggle #indianprobs

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#chrissyprobz

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I wouldn't beat someone up but I would go all Indian on them

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My toes are pretty small, but my big toe is still pretty big

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I will take you with my bare fucking brown hands Murphy Longendyke

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Guys I did a pie eating contest when I was 12 and I threw up right after

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Allie I think I've seen your buttcheeks too much

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I would be so tight

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It was like I was Kevin Hart for 10 minutes

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Okay honestly the guy who makes omelets legit sucks tits

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I have more, ready?

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I kid you not

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Sometimes when my mom uses my dads credit card they think she stole it

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I have so many Justin's in my phone I swear it's an Indian thing

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You know how white people have things to find their "soul mates"? Well we have one for Indians

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I have one friend who is really dark and another friend who is really light!