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Was a mile into my run this morning and realized I couldn’t breathe at all. Straight George Floyd. I’m not saying I’m a saint and don’t have my vices with the puffing materials. I took a whole cigar to the face last night during a 9 hole golf league but this was different. Checked the air quality and it was fucking 450. 450? The fuck? The Somalians cause this too? Get back to me.

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Homeless people are the craziest thing ever. Like what the fuck??? 😂😂😂

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Laying in my 2026 Helix Midnight Luxe just thinking about Carl Hagelin. That guy fucks. Full tilt isn’t even a style, it’s a lifestyle. Type of guy to score 40 in the show while simultaneously banging your grandma in the nursing home you pay for because he “was raised on a farm”

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@nhlinsider @SpidermanVennom Oh shit

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@nhlinsider Can’t trust them! #qualienoutdapound

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@junkyardcards88 @nhlinsider Not a lie at all, Mr. Junk. Hugless will have his bro fall in love with a Minnesota dime of a side piece and he’ll be here in no time. Fuck New Jersey - lol. Who would want to play there? I bet we’ll get all the Hughes… Maybe even Ellen in a depth role. You have junky cards.

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@shadowdancer716 @nhlinsider Listen here, pal. This is a legit news source. More legit than a lot of your favorite channels. Dont spread hateful comments unless you want a defamation suit from our stud legal team pork boy. I would wax you in PGA 2k25. Can’t shadow dance your way around that one.

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@nhlinsider Wow, Local! I’m blushing while typing this from my Droid Motorola. It was a long stay in the pen, but I learned a lot. Don’t shower with Jamal, and keep your head on a swivel. Both great attributes to apply to real life. Humbled and honored to be welcomed back by the Local.

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@nhlinsider Great addition. Depth role for a good price.

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@MasterPentis @nhlinsider Jumbo this is a fucking family friendly page. See the door.

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@nhlinsider Fuck no😂 are we serious?

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@nhlinsider Nice post, local. I remember I did the same thing when I was working at baskin-robins. Tore both my hammys with one patty flip. Tried to get some PTO from my manager. Told me to get fucked and showed me the door. I told him I was born on 9/11 to try to guilt trip him. Didn’t work