Benny James

Creator 📲 Meme king 👑 Uk Music, Culture & Nostalgia 🇬🇧 For Press/Work Enquiries - [email protected]

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

I’m from the era of:

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

Never mind what you'd look like in the 80's, look at the absolute state of yourselves in 2026.

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

Your baby dad is making AI 80s pictures of himself but still hasn’t paid no child support since the 80s.

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

Them depressing 4pm dark days are
around the corner brev

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

Normalize standing on business with family too..

Family think it's okay to be weird & expect you to brush it off because they're family. It don't work like that with me. You act like a opp you get treated like one. 🫠‼️

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

@TRobinsonNewEra Fucking ridiculous!! Why don’t our ex armed forces on the streets get this treatment

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2026 is teaching me that I've got 20 personalities, there's snakes everywhere, I'm permanently off the rails and not to give a fuck ever again

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

I'll probably come across as a bit of a cunt when you first meet me, but after you really get to know me, you'll realise that I'm actually a shit cunt.

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Growing up in the early 2000s 🇬🇧

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

good morning you lot.

may ur day be as amazing as i am

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

Remember when yorkie bars said
'not for girls' and no one gave a shit because people weren't slosh pots!

I miss those days.

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

Places you can stay for free:

- your lane
- a jar
- the freezer

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

Kids are lucky these days, this was my Netflix growing up..

3 for £10 😅

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

Why do people post pics like "Hello September"?

As if September is gonna turn round and be like "oh wagwun Becky, good to see you're still a raging coke head and always got willy up in your sausage wallet you sket.

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

Saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "one day it could be you" so I put my pound back in my pocket just in case that mf was right 👀🤣

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Making an Instagram account for your dog is already questionable behaviour, but actually writing captions as if the dog is typing them is where I draw the line. To "Oopsies! Mummy left the door open and I did a big poo on the carpet! Woof woof 🐾

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

JOB VACANCIES.

It’s just over 4 months to Christmas,

I am looking for a experienced shoplifter, must be reliable and experienced, and able to follow instructions, minimum 2 year’s experience, needs to start immediately, pay negotiable depending on results, Must specialise in all sprits, meat joints, lurpak, electrical goods and designer clothes, no time wasters please!!

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

Never take my kindness for weakness I'll Brick your nans yard on a Bank Holiday Monday.

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@Oluinldn Okay white chicks 2 is being made is that okay tho yeah?

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

If you find Ali g offensive or racist then you was clearly dropped on your head as a baby you woke neeks. You probably shag tree’s and drink matcha everyday too.

booyakasha 🖕