Benoit “The Technical Difficulty” Ballss

Majored in Zamboni Arts.

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Breaking my silence to say one thing:

If the Knicks can win a title, then the thing will happen soon.

✌️

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Deleting this hellscape from my phone.

If you need me and you’ve got my number or IG or discord, don’t hesitate.

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It’s officially NASCAR season.

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Mike Macdonald is proof that if you ignore your family, then the sky is the limit.

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@ksorbs Kevin Sorbet

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@Bubblebathgirl @atrupar Paul: get a job.

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@RepJackKimble Imagine being this big of a cuck.

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@SighFieri It’s quite good.

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DEEPLY hilarious that Belichick and Kraft got shut out and Vinatieri gets in.

[NFL @NFL]

The 2026 @ProFootballHOF Class!

@Novartis | #NFLHonors

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@Bubblebathgirl @atrupar Paul please, for all of us, get a job.

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@s0cratej0hns0n @Jbus21_ @factpostnews Being a cuck.

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Better than decent chance the Mavs get a top 3 pick again this summer.

A combo of Cooper Flagg, plus one of Darryn Peterson/AJ Dybantsa/Cam Boozer, will be very dangerous very quickly.

Even if they slide out of the front half of the lotto, this draft class is deep.

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BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading 10-time NBA All-Star Anthony Davis, Jaden Hardy, D'Angelo Russell and Dante Exum to the Washington Wizards for Khris Middleton, AJ Johnson, Malaki Branham, Marvin Bagley III, 2 first-round picks and 3 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN.

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Matt Barnes must be just out of frame…

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Derek Fisher involved in HS basketball altercation in L.A., wife ejected https://t.co/zxFsE76Ort

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I know this album is probably their most critically panned, but I think this might be my favorite song by The Strokes…

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@BirdLawDS The singing keeps me young!

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The poop comes out of my butt.

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@GrldChzAntiSoc In the sandwich. Shred the cheese, mix in the chili crisp, go to town.

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Sometimes all the things that went wrong in a day can be solved with a chili crisp grilled cheese.

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@BirdLawDS My bad, yes.

But expecting Will Smith to average 5 WAR for the rest of his career when he’s yet to do it in a single season thus far is seemingly impossible considering the lineup he has around him and the shelf life of a current MLB catcher.

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Well… no. He’s not.

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"[Will Smith] is on that Hall of Fame highway."

@AlexAvilaMLB weighs in on the Dodgers catcher and William Contreras' placements on this year's #Top10RightNow at catcher!

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@BirdLawDS Jorge Posada had 25.9 and an OPS 30 points higher in the same timespan with four rings.

If he’s not in, Will Smith damn sure isn’t either.