Benoit Benny Mallette

[Benoit Benny Mallette @BenoitBenny69]

@NikkiSixx Already got my ticket to see Corabi that night

[Benoit Benny Mallette @BenoitBenny69]

@SUBRATA30016572 Diaper Don and his gold digger

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@Ninja_Gringo @MTGrepp It does not matters to them

[Benoit Benny Mallette @BenoitBenny69]

@simonateba @MELANIATRUMP Gold digging whore

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read:

“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?”

A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:

• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.

• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum.

God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.”

-Nate White

[Benoit Benny Mallette @BenoitBenny69]

@politvidchannel A pedo and a swinger

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@PamelaHensley22 Guess who’s sleeping in the white house tonite ?

[Benoit Benny Mallette @BenoitBenny69]

@CarlosLopez2328 @JenniAgitator @TNZackfromFL @Sophia101121 @Ames2420 @jeddthro No, but i can assume Mike Tyson is a rapist and a convict

[Benoit Benny Mallette @BenoitBenny69]

@gailboswell2113 @mmpadellan Whay are you showing it here ? Why didn’t you show it in court ? In those 60 courts case he lost about it

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@earwaxabe @dudeamis @Thekeksociety @MullicanDesigns Your is a convicted one

[Benoit Benny Mallette @BenoitBenny69]

@earwaxabe @hobbins_alice @Thekeksociety @MullicanDesigns Or your corrupt candidate was so bad he could have lost to a squirrel ?

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@KweeraB Send

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@__CarpeDiem__3 @bostonteapartyd @OccupyDemocrats Always lots of people watching a car crash

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@RpsAgainstTrump Lets ask her the same question when the check bounce.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Give me one good reason why these comments from former Attorney General Bill Barr shouldn’t alarm voters in November.

“He's a very petty individual who will always put his interests ahead of the country's… Our country can't be a therapy session for a troubled man like this."

Let me guess, you will just claim that he’s part of the “deep state” or is a RINO just like all of the other Americans who have stood up against Trump and have worked for him.

[Benoit Benny Mallette @BenoitBenny69]

@ProjectLincoln Golden turd

[Benoit Benny Mallette @BenoitBenny69]

@TheTrumpest45 Fuck Trump… and his grifter family

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Imagine if Joe Biden did this.
https://t.co/cj7AgXuqig

[Benoit Benny Mallette @BenoitBenny69]

@dom_lucre So, he is making a offer ?
Good Trump will need the money

[Benoit Benny Mallette @BenoitBenny69]

@EndWokeness And all that while on Trump watch.