Ben Morris

'the epitome of cool' -Mrs Wilmot (year 7 form teacher)

[oki @Stucaxzo]

Score Hero! ahh goal

[flower beard guy aka the professional shagger @StevyTweets]

This one right here is absolutely had me in tears

[Robespierre (YouTube) 📢 @MaxFRobespierre]

It was never about asylum seekers...

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

why is it having pride in ‘are cuntry’ always looks like shit graffiti and racism and never, for example, fighting for fully funded public services, taxing foreign oligarchs pushing up house prices, bring services back into the hands of the public…

[Ben Morris @benoooooooo]

Can they do it on a Cold rainy Wednesday at Wath Tesco though?

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

Sorry I can't!

I'm locked in to the German Shopping Cart Return Championships...

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

she's about to ask me if I've done something she knows full well I haven't. I know that look from a mile off. no I haven't fucking phoned British Gas Dua. you know I haven't.

[🇾🇪 @yernitedCL16]

after 2 years i’ve realised i didn’t love hojlund, i just loved two door cinema club

[Deedy @deedydas]

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University.

This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.

[Gaz Drinkwater @Radio_Gaz]

Onana

[Ben Morris @benoooooooo]

@norman350 @UnitedRedscom @Ragingkilner Don't show him this my heads been gone for a full day since I saw it 😂

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

My favourite part of the day is laughing at City’s shit result before United’s shit result happens

[Owen @owen_ruthven]

That’s a fucking Harold Saxon line.

[⛷️ @stokaljona]

Why is the Green Party yellow what a STUPID fucking country

[luck @johnwells__]

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

[Wrestling Pics & Clips @WrestleClips]

AND THE NEW UNITED STATES PRESIDENT IS...

*music hits*

WAIT A MINUTE!! IT'S BERNIE SANDERS!! BERNIE SANDERS IS CASHING IN HIS MITB BRIEFCASE!!

[Ben Morris @benoooooooo]

@KarnRateria Yeah I hated Jose towards the end. Might be recency bias but I don't remember it ever getting quite this bad under him though and ETH had much more consistent investment

[Kevin @caoimhinof]

These Great British Bake Off themes are getting to be ludicrous.

[roxannat @NicLiamo]

Was looking up what cream to put on an insect bite but instead got this cream which I can only assume is for when Scooby Doo has piles