Sweet Chin

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[Sweet Chin @BenRidleyTM]

I’m a decent man in the city of demons ….

[Sweet Chin @BenRidleyTM]

Funniest thing is if I’m not mixing up memories in my head I could @ the person I fought right now, he won. And then a few years later I beat up his cousin for completely unconnected reasons. When will the violence end ?

[Sweet Chin @BenRidleyTM]

lol there’s someone I wanna beat up for an invoice and rude emails and the only thing stopping me is the memory of having a fight in primary school and the head teacher told me and the boy I fought that we’re becoming men and our hands are weapons.

[Sweet Chin @BenRidleyTM]

head teacher was later arrested on the school premises for punching/slapping someone’s mum. So I don’t know man might go for a punch up bright an early tomorrow morning at least it’s not someone mum. Might be some1s dad maybe I should ask him if he has kids before assaulting him

[Sweet Chin @BenRidleyTM]

Got a weird habit of saving things for special occasions. Thinking to save the blood orange first listen for some illusory special occasion as if I’m guaranteed to be alive then.

[Sweet Chin @BenRidleyTM]

There are animals right now being treated by veterinarians who if they hadn’t been born the animal would just be bleeding to death in the wild after being impaled by a sharp branch of a tree. The list of benefits to the world and other humans is actually endless

[Sweet Chin @BenRidleyTM]

I’m not a person who thinks people SHOULD have kids but it doesn’t make sense to only have kids for the benefits however we all have benefited from children who were born grew into adults and found solutions to problems in the world.

[𝓡𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓲💋 @ohyessratii]

Name 1 benefit of having a child QUICKLY

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I believe in people’s privacy but I also believe i missed an opportunity to record that and sing “BRITANIA RULES THE WAVES!!!”

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Just seen a heavily pregnant white woman smoking a cigarette apparently when you see things like this and don’t take a picture it brings you 7 years of good luck. Tweeting this to share the good luck.

[Sweet Chin @BenRidleyTM]

UK underground “female” rap is where it’s at. the pussy people add a certain p for pizazz

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MAKE BRITAIN SEXY AGAIN

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An adult asked (in that voice white people use to talk to kids the disabled, stupid people sometimes ironically and the elderly) “is this something you practiced before” he said it exactly like Stan from South Park would. Nobody can convince me this isn’t an elaborate comedy skit

[Sweet Chin @BenRidleyTM]

Certain things are so sad that they’re funny. Just heard and American child say “I think I got gun powder on my neck” it’s actually so ridiculous, it is actually funny a prepubescent voice shouldn’t be uttering those words. And sadly I’m looking forward to South Park.

[Sweet Chin @BenRidleyTM]

Which is even more ridiculous.

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Existing is so weird and we don’t talk about it enough lol

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If I’m going to love a woman for life i should expect her breath to smell I should expect her to grow facial hair some point there’s going to be so many things that you have to just love or work with. What reality are you lot in ? The instagram one maybe

[Sweet Chin @BenRidleyTM]

We think we have free will following rules that make most people miserable. It’s interesting.

[Sweet Chin @BenRidleyTM]

If a husband noticed that his wife’s period was leaking and showing unintentionally and he told her I’m assuming people would think he did good. If he told this story on a podcast it wouldn’t be embarrassing to his wife.

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For som reason shame is more powerful than empathy so we think people should be embarrassed even when we think we’re caring for them we don’t question why does my mind think of everything as shameful?