𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙚‌

Resident Evil Speedrunner☠️☕🍺☠️

[𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙚‌ @BenSimWise]

Time has gone so fast.

I want to thank everyone who has watched my videos, commented and shared or even just talked to me and helped me out💜

https://t.co/xH0yYF2YcC

[𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙚‌ @BenSimWise]

On this day a decade ago, I uploaded my first speedrun to YouTube and submitted it to the speedrun leaderboards.

Manually splitting cos' I didn't know how to work autosplitter, a £10 plastic keyboard and a cheap Xbox 360 headset/mic.

[𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙚‌ @BenSimWise]

Resident Evil Survivor Normal Any% 36:54 (World Record)

https://t.co/tx1Zpech6M

[𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙚‌ @BenSimWise]

Hit a substantial milestone on YouTube.

[𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙚‌ @BenSimWise]

RE2 Leon A Cutscene Skip 20:18 (PB)

https://t.co/K4ZXaH843z

[𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙚‌ @BenSimWise]

RE2 cutscene skip speedrunning.

[𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙚‌ @BenSimWise]

@Raclesis All the best to you Rac. Wishing you a speedy recovery dude!

[𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙚‌ @BenSimWise]

Resident Evil Survivor S-Rank 44:53 (RTA) WR.

https://t.co/aH7nRQQP9l

[𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙚‌ @BenSimWise]

@CarcinogenSDA Thank you sir :)

[𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙚‌ @BenSimWise]

RE Survivor New Game Easy 36:21 IGT World Record. Very happy with this one <3

https://t.co/TvchbBcX1d

[𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙚‌ @BenSimWise]

When you have a panic attack cos' you think you've lost your splits and after 15 minutes of digging they finally appear.

[𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙚‌ @BenSimWise]

The itch to run Claire B is back again. This is from my PB and it frustrates me to look at it.

[𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙚‌ @BenSimWise]

@JoelOsteen My hobby is to braid my pubic hair to resemble wild animals. Will god still accept me when I kick the bucket or will I get chucked downstairs?

[𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙚‌ @BenSimWise]

I will cry myself to sleep tonight with my knees tucked up against my chest knowing that people buy this on a frequent basis and call it "good food".

3/10.

[𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙚‌ @BenSimWise]

My review for @BirdsEyeUK Chicken Tikka. After a long day at work I couldn't be bothered to cook (this was my first mistake) so I went to the freezer aisle of the shop on the way home. I decided on this chicken tikka (this was my second mistake)

[𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙚‌ @BenSimWise]

I felt a sense of regret and sadness. I finished the meal still hungry and longing for something to fill my hunger. As someone who loves to cook and enjoys food I feel I have let myself down. I should know better. I WILL do better.

[𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙚‌ @BenSimWise]

@JoelOsteen "I wonder how much higher we would go, how much more of God’s favor we would see if you gave me more money"

Fixed it for you.